1 900 LINDEN

put my notice in and got a job at a local prestige seafood restaurant that my chef may also apply to

unfortunately one of my only hobbies is drinking with zzzquil and then watching reels of businessmen dancing and sending the links to everybody I know

they fired my fucking chef and I'm crashing out for real

drunk at home reading back thru someone who went in on my saw fic with such precision in the comments and lowk tearing up. ive never written for a crowd or a like, large-scale popular fandom rly but sometimes it's crazy to think about how my offhand stoned speculation on characters can actually convey via writing to the point where ppl I've never met can read it and see what I mean. very cool lol

man a bottle of wine sure turns into "I should tell a line cook he reminds me of a video game character" FAST huh

delighted to announce that after literal years of leaving the last chapter of heatsink unwritten I have officially started it

two snake handlers really will have you posting on public instagram stories like "has anyone here ever heard of drakengard"

it wasn't even that bad I'm being dramatic. only the bestie and her bf really witnessed the worst of it

had the most ungraceful, humiliating month of my adult life due (of course) to underestimating my own ability to accidentally go off my meds, get too invested in the situationship (as predicted), drink too much at the expense of household chores, and forget the fundamental Fiona Apple mantras against socially indoctrinated insecurities 🫡