sophie

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

#*blows a kiss to the three remaining staff members making the buttons look Worse or whatever their latest project is*

why did you add this to my post about wanting to have sex with women

The post that almost went to horny jail, then landed in wholesome territory

Oh, shut the fuck up. Why is it “horny jail” for a woman to want to kiss another woman? Why do women who like other women require a “wholesome” edit to fix their “horny” comic that was about nothing more than an expression of attraction? Because we’re gross for our desires? Because we’re unpalatable unless we’re ~chaste~ and ~wholesome~ and ~unpolluted by sexual attraction~? People view all lesbian attraction as predatory and it SHOWS. I hope you’re ashamed of this, genuinely.

Tumblr users never think critically about the religious views they were indoctrinated with as children and up creating cathowlwicism

we need to tear down the horny jail like it’s the bastille