blood and earth

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

how do i become easier to love

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….