Diary of a Death Starlette

i love pdfs

most tender file format :(

pdfs be like 📂💌📃❤️📎📁📑❣️🍓

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

#karma is real and god always protects the good

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right