Saint Nicholas of Myra meeting with a delegation of Goths - circ. 330 AD

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

using the NATO alphabet to spell out a word over the phone but i'm shaking my head the entire time to let everyone know i don't support the military

Ill block a bitch on iamsober ill block a bitch on myfitnesspal ill block a bitch on neko atsume 2

Ill help mom block a bitch on chess.com

repression doesn’t eliminate desire but distorts it

i'm like if one of those doomed horses that just needs a fucked up girl to be obsessed with them was a human being. someone bring me some fucking sugar cubes