Mayor Elect of Clown City

"Estro junkies" more like Teated Rivalry

I'm actually mad I didn't think of this myself

Best oldsona dubism is the San Francisco Really Big Guys it makes me laugh everytime they say it

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd