Space Witch

he’s an asshole. he’s the kindest friend you will ever have. hes an alcoholic health freak. he’s a heartless machine that only cares about playing stickball and has little interest in real people. he will make outstanding efforts to never ever ever have to be alone for even one second. he’s half of a duo. he wishes he could stand on his own. he mourns a man that no one else on earth loved (even though no one on earth has been as hurt by that man as him). he knows you will die and he does nothing to even attempt to stop it– he still makes sure your remaining time is the best time anyone’s ever had. he leaves you even though he’s all you have, but he never stops sending you postcards, he never stops trying to save you. he promises you he will find you a purpose in life, and he always finds it. he always finds it.

Kevin was silently grieving Neil for months before anyone knew Baltimore would happen. Send post

"that jean seemed equally invested in andrew's recovery as he was neil's was unexpected" unwilling bffs by proxy

Aaron watching the ravens swing their rackets at Andrews head knowing he killed a man in the exact same way

bold of jeremy to doubt the foxes' ability to "pull off two miracle years in a row", buddy half of them are only alive out of spite, they are literally fueled by pure resentment and bitterness, they can pull it off if they're angry enough

jean and jeremy tiptoeing around their attraction to each other and stealing glances and trying not to make each other uncomfortable and just being so so cautious meanwhile neil and andrew were like [grabbing the other by the neck] [stealing cigarettes from the other’s mouth] [pressing the other’s hand to his torso in view of other people] “im not a math problem” “but i’ll still solve you” and “you hate me” “doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you” and “if it means losing you, then no”

"nora how are we supposed to survive tsc" we're not, hope that helps

For the last time Neil is not oblivious he's just so busy playing 5d chess with everyone he meets that the concept of regular chess baffles and bores him. Matt what do you mean I should hook up with a cheerleader can't you see I'm busy waging psychological warfare on a Frenchman.