A Jiyeong stan

Gihun: I don't think we can mansplain, maniplate or malewife our way out of this

Sangwoo: *cracks his knuckles*

Jiyeong: i agressively poked holes in my abusive dad's body

Saebyeok: YOU STABBED YOUR DAD???!!!

Y/n: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Jiyeong: Onions

Jiyeong, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Jiyeong: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Gihun: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Jiyeong: Uh, a plan, duh...

Saebyeok: Gihun, chill, I know it’s weird, but Jiyeong has a point.

Gihun:

Saebyeok: To get to the other side?

Jiyeong: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

Saebyeok: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

Jiyeong: To get to the idiot’s house.

Saebyeok: ...Ok?

Y/n: Hey, Saebyeok. Knock knock.

Saebyeok: No.

Y/n: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

Saebyeok: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Y/n: The chicken.

Saebyeok:

Y/n:

Jiyeong:

Jiyeong, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Saebyeok: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Jiyeong: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Saebyeok: You wanted fake blood?

Jiyeong:

Saebyeok hiding behind Deoksu: ...

Deoksu: Why tf are you hiding behind me bitch

Saebyeok grabbing Deoksu's hair: I can't stand someone having better hair than me so...

Saebyeok, in the vents: Bless you

Saebyeok: If you have anxiety...

Saebyeok: And I have anxiety...

Saebyeok: Then who's gonna order the food??

Saebyeok: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Ali: Bonjour.

Jiyeong: Le growl.

Gihun: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Saebyeok:...