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before the DAWN has come i'd BLOCK THE SUN if you want it done

HOH KAY i hauled ass so much my hands are sweaty LMAO but HERE is a new interest tracker for anyone who wants to fill it out ! not mandatory or nothin, its kinda long bc it goes over ALL my blogs, but theres a lot you can just skip over if so desired

before the DAWN has come i'd BLOCK THE SUN if you want it done

roxanne ritchi || megamind || crossover friendly || multimuse || 21+ read RULES before following

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"The Government can't stop you.... yet" "As a general rule. You can always assume I have no idea what I'm doing" "I am going to resist the forbidden juice" "A girl needs some options" "I have a lot of choices to make. That is not my strong suit" "It's 2am. I want to be done" "Don't eat it" "If I've been quiet for a suspiciously long amount of time. I'm probably up to something" "This is just not up to my level of whimsy" "Kiwi break" "That took four hours longer than I was expecting it to" "We've captured a tiny dinosaur" "I'll have to eat this delicious chocolate" "These chocolates are a valid business expense" "You don't need brains when you can just outrun your problems" "What circle of hell is this?" "The lady does not discuss the size of her fabric stash" "Have I entered my patchwork grandma phase.... perhaps." "I just need to channel ever ounce of granny I have inside of my personality into this" "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to be non verbal for about two hours" "It is time to assemble" "The pumpkin spice is flowing in my veins" "Just waiting for motivation to hit" "I'm instruction intolerant" "I have the upper body strength of a limp noodle" "This was definitely not an excuse to have pie as a tax write off" "This forces me to slow down and pace myself. The bad thing is... it forces me to slow down and pace myself and I'm not a patient person"

❝ look who’s back. ❞ ❝ something about setbacks building character, eh? ❞ ❝ please, make yourself at home! ❞ ❝ i didn’t take you for someone to look on the bright side of things. ❞ ❝ don’t let me keep you, huh? ❞ ❝ take your pick, my treat! ❞ ❝ the fates are pretty mean to keep on doing this to you. ❞ ❝ um, i was just resting my eyes… you won’t tell anybody, right? ❞ ❝ now that’s a crying shame. ❞ ❝ i can pull some strings in your favour, dearest. ❞ ❝ i was mistaken about you. ❞ ❝ would you do that for me, huh? ❞ ❝ glad you’re still in one piece. ❞ ❝ i can explain, so, please… ❞ ❝ it was never my wish to hurt you. ❞ ❝ that’s… somehow reassuring. ❞ ❝ i’ll do everything i can, for you. ❞ ❝ you… you saved my life. ❞ ❝ what is it that you’re trying to do now? ❞ ❝ should i be concerned? ❞ ❝ seek pity someplace else. ❞ ❝ well, i think you did great, if you ask me. ❞ ❝ i never doubted you. ❞ ❝ you look rather… well. ❞ ❝ and here i thought we had something. ❞ ❝ i thought we were close as grapes upon the vine, but i was wrong. ❞ ❝ all this time, you… you lied to me? ❞ ❝ i won’t forget you, i swear it. ❞ ❝ that’s very calculating when you put it quite like that… ❞ ❝ i got you, just hang on a little longer. ❞ ❝ you and me, we’re getting through this, now or never. ready? ❞ ❝ let’s complicate things between us, hm? ❞ ❝ i only wish i could get even stronger. ❞ ❝ i’ll take care of this, so stand back. ❞ ❝ i know it is a bitter victory, at best. ❞ ❝ care to hunt with me? ❞ ❝ don’t you ever get lonely…? ❞ ❝ well, i mean, because… i mean, just look at you. you’re very beautiful! ❞ ❝ he seems rather interested in you. ❞ ❝ you make a good team. ❞ ❝ i have to say you’re quite the charm. ❞ ❝ eugh, you’re a proper mess right now. ❞ ❝ what has gotten into you? ❞ ❝ such utter foolishness. ❞ ❝ i don’t know why i’m getting so defensive here, now that i think about it. ❞ ❝ get it together, yeah? ❞ ❝ but don’t you trust me? ❞ ❝ you’re bleeding everywhere! ❞ ❝ did i do something to deserve this? ❞ ❝ i hope the fates are nicer to you. ❞ ❝ after everything we've been through together, this is the gratitude i get? ❞ ❝ you’ll be impressed. you’ll see. ❞ ❝ my loyalty’s hard-won, and quickly lost. ❞ ❝ hey, you’re not alone. you’re not alone, okay? ❞ ❝ let me show you. ❞ ❝ need a hunting partner? ❞ ❝ i don’t want to talk about it. ❞ ❝ i just wanted to see you again. ❞ ❝ you’re a real friend. ❞ ❝ ah well, i sure don’t mind a little company. ❞ ❝ oh, i just can’t stay mad at you! come here! ❞ ❝ it helps not having to go through everything alone… ❞ ❝ so how about we call this matter put to bed? ❞ ❝ you seem like you’d be good for somebody. ❞ ❝ let me make life a little sweeter for you. ❞ ❝ got something that is going to knock you off your feet, here. ❞ ❝ drink up, mate! ❞ ❝ i won’t forget this. ❞ ❝ i’d say you made the right decision there, regardless of what others say. ❞ ❝ you’re very kind. ❞ ❝ what’s a family without flaws? ❞ ❝ ah, good! just when i had almost forgotten what an arrow to the back felt like! ❞ ❝ i’ll be looking out for you. if you don't mind, of course. ❞ ❝ remember: kill-or-be-killed. ❞ ❝ always trust your heart. ❞ ❝ i happen to be the jealous type. ❞ ❝ how i long to see you, love. ❞ ❝ let's see what mischief we can make, between the two of us! ❞