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❝ i didn’t fall from olympus, i stumbled gracefully. ❞

❝ you pray, i manifest. ❞

❝ zeus could never handle my notifications. ❞

❝ i light candles just to feel dramatic, not divine. ❞

❝ do i look mortal to you? ❞

❝ apollo called. he wants his spotlight back. ❞

❝ i don’t need thunder to make an entrance. ❞

❝ poseidon texts in waves. literally. ❞

❝ my therapist says i have ‘too much god complex’. ❞

❝ athena told me to read more. i told her to chill. ❞

❝ i’d smite you, but i’m on break. ❞

❝ nectar? no, that’s just iced coffee. ❞

❝ i heard chaos is hiring again. ❞

❝ i only curse people in lowercase. it’s aesthetic. ❞

❝ hermes ran off with my wi-fi again. ❞

❝ divinity looks better under bad lighting. ❞

❝ you can’t out-petty a goddess. ❞

❝ i flirt like a siren and disappear like hades. ❞

❝ this toga has pockets. your move, mortals. ❞

❝ artemis blocked me for calling her ‘moon girl’. ❞

❝ i whisper prophecies but everyone just hears ✨vibes✨ ❞

❝ being immortal is exhausting. the group chat never dies. ❞

❝ i turned my ex into a constellation. visibility matters. ❞

❝ aphrodite said ‘self-love’, so i took it literally. ❞

❝ zeus has main character syndrome. ❞

❝ don’t tempt fate, she’s already texting me back. ❞

❝ i once cried so hard i made a river. aquarius behavior. ❞

❝ mortals invented taxes. that’s why we stopped helping. ❞

❝ ambrosia tastes like chaos and bad decisions. ❞

❝ i don’t hold grudges. i engrave them in marble. ❞

❝ oracle said ‘touch grass’. rude. ❞

❝ i cursed a guy once. now he’s a motivational speaker. ❞

❝ eternal life, but make it fashion. ❞

❝ medusa wasn’t wrong, just efficient. ❞

❝ i don’t need lightning. i am the flashback. ❞

❝ apollo keeps sending me poems. i keep leaving him on read. ❞

❝ it’s not wrath if it’s deserved. ❞

❝ i miss when offerings were wine, not vibes. ❞

❝ call me delphic, i give mixed signals. ❞

❝ i tried humility once. didn’t suit me. ❞

❝ chaos is my comfort zone. ❞

❝ i don’t answer prayers, i curate them. ❞

❝ you mortals gossip like the fates aren’t listening. ❞

❝ i forgave you centuries ago. still petty, though. ❞

❝ i turn heartbreak into mythology. ❞

❝ my altar has LED lights now. modernization. ❞

❝ i don’t need wings to ascend. just caffeine. ❞

❝ wine first, omens later. ❞

❝ call it divine intervention. i call it multitasking. ❞

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💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️  — sports

🏊 — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

“Does it hurt?“

“Can you walk?”

“Let me carry you.”

“That looks broken.“

“Who did this to you?”

“Tell me where it hurts.”

“That’s…a lot of blood.“

“You stopped breathing.”

“Why are you bleeding?“

“That’s not just a scratch.”

“I thought you were dead!”

“Oh, God, you’re bleeding!”

“Don’t you pass out on me!”

“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?“

“Just sit up and breathe, ok?“

“What happened to your leg?“

“You should get that looked at.”

“Thank god you’re breathing…”

“What the hell happened to you?”

“Where’d you get those bruises?”

“I’m going to carry you, now, ok?”

“Let me get you some ice for that.”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!“

“We need to get you to a hospital.“

“I’m so sorry I let this happen to you.“

“How many fingers am I holding up?“

“Here, press this against the wound.”

“Hold still, I have to bandage this up.”

“Just breathe… you’re okay, i promise.”

“You’re gonna be fine, ok? You’ll be fine.”

“How the hell did you do this to yourself?“

“Shush, just concentrate on staying awake.”

“This is going to hurt, but I need to clean that.”

“Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive!”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?“

“That looks pretty bad. I think you need stitches.”

“What do you mean you’re fine? You are not fine!”

“You should lay down, you hit your head pretty hard.”

“Come on, now. You’ve lived through worse than this.”

“Stop being so stubborn and just let me patch you up!”

“I got you. It’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“So, are you going to tell me the truth about how you got this?”

“I’m going to find you did this to you, and I’m going to kill them.”

“You can say this was an accident all you want, I don’t believe it.”

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Dark 🌑

“Yes. Theoretically.”

“This must end. Now.”

“It isn’t worth dying for.”

“What kind of plan is that?”

“I didn’t say you could talk.”

“I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.”

“Your arrogance is astounding.”

“I think it’s best if we wait it out.”

“Okay, I get the point, we’ll wait.”

“No… he’d kill them to punish me.”

“Ah, I should’ve seen this coming.”

“We plan to… have a plan by then.”

“Are you telling me to shut up, again?”

“I will shoot you if you don’t let her go.”

“Are you okay? —- You will be, c’mon!”

“Always open to constructive criticism.”

“Did he just say  ‘ weather forecasting’?”

“Just so we’re clear, I know you’re lying.”

“These men could’ve been overpowered…”

“Yes, you can, you can be way too careful.”

“They’ve gotta be able to handle that, right?”

“You’re extremely optimistic, you know that?”

“I’m a bloody medical doctor, not a magician!”

“I’m the one you’re gonna blame if it’s wrong!”

“It’s a brisk walk away. And by walk I mean run.”

“Yeah, well, do what you can to speed things up.”

“From what I understand, I’m being held hostage.”

“Shhh, he can probably hear your stupid questions.”

“You lost all of what little credibility you had with me.”

“Finally at the point where I don’t mind the taste of it.”

“You know, you’re not pleasant when you get like this.”

“I tried to keep my mouth shut, I tried, I just couldn’t — “

“Trust me, I’m not that brave! I would help you if I could!”

“Things can be replaced and homes rebuilt, people can’t.”

“Take a look outside, hotshot, we’re not flying through that.”

“I will try, but despite what you all may think, I’m not Superman.”

“Keep your mouth shut. Only shoot at what I tell you to shoot at.”

“We will not have a chance to change our minds if we are wrong…”

“You’re in no position to tell me what is reasonable and what is not.”

“Just get your ass back here as soon as you can. I could use some back-up.”

“You kill either one of us and you don’t get what you want! That’s how important we are!”

“No, I’m a terrible bluffer, I’ve lost small fortunes at poker! My eye twitches, I laugh at inappropriate moments, it’s not pretty!”