Pun hell

You will need:

1 enthusiastically consenting lee

1 smartphone

Almost definitely some solid but comfortable restraints

Some tickle tools if you’re that way inclined

Instructions:

- Restrain the lee horizontally, facing upwards, checking that they’ll be comfortable for a while. Turn off your phone’s automatic screen lock, turn on the sound, and go to randomtimers.com:

- Set the timer alert to go off at random, minimum time 30 seconds, maximum time 3 minutes (you can choose 20 seconds to 2 minutes if you prefer a faster pace) and to reset itself once done. Check that it’s definitely working - it can take a few tries for new parameters to kick in, so try setting it between 3 and 5 seconds if you need to test it quickly 👍🏻

- Start the clock and begin to worship the lee’s tummy with whatever sensations they love to feel. Soft kisses trailing across their lower tummy, gentle nibbles at the squish of their sides and hips, slow dreamy circular belly rubs, careful kneading of their softest areas, a tongue swirling inside their belly button … whatever you know will bliss them out completely 🥰

- When the timer sounds, instantly switch to intense, torturous tickles! (Safety note: “intense and torturous” does NOT mean “squeeze and prod to the point of pain”. Too many lee friends send me pictures of post-session bruises, welts and scratches asking “is this normal?” 😞) Just wreck them to the moon and back, and do not let up until the timer sounds again (or you hear a safeword, obviously) 🔔

- When the timer does go off, return to worshipping and soothing their poor ticklish tummy, telling them how well they did … until it goes off again 😈

- Go back and forth as many times as you like. Obviously this can be adapted for foot tickles and worship, or any spot(s) really … I just happen to be a midriff maniac 🤷🏻‍♂️

- Stop the timer and finish with some “off the clock” gentle, soft belly love as aftercare 🥰

It’s such a great melting pot for producing unforgettable session moments. Neither the ler or the lee knows when the alert will go off next, or how kind/mean the gods of fate will be in terms of worship time vs tickle time over the course of the game. The aim is to do such a good job during the worship stage that the lee has completely relaxed and switched their brain off when the alarm sounds 😈 Their blessed, gasping relief when the tickling finally gives way to worship, followed by utter despair/horror/fury when the torture begins again (sometimes after only 30ish seconds), is what ler dreams are made of 😁

What if bearded tummy kisses are tickly

While this isn’t new information, I figured it would be nice to compile it all neatly together.  

Of course there are many other places you can place the pillow so that the body nicely stretches over it. But here are the main ones. 

Under the shoulders and upper back - this underrated pillow position is borderline evil. It has so many good uses. It stretches the armpits, opens up the neck, and pushes up the breasts. Soooo evil….

Under the back ribs - this one is very popular and obvious.

Under the front ribs - But what isn’t as popularly known is to put the pillow under the ribs when the person is face down. Those back ribs are so delicate and can really be sensitive on some people and this is a great way to find out…. Just how much. 

Under the hips - Again an obvious spot but… seldom used. Pro tip : use a towel. 

Flipped under the hips - this positioning also applies when the person is face down 😉

Under the ankles - An absolutely great way to ensure the feet have less wiggle room and that they can’t use the bed to lie their feet flat on. 

eventually you’re caught— inevitable, really, why’d you even try to run, silly thing— and suddenly it’s on you, swinging a leg over to straddle you, pinning you down by your wrists, hunched and curling over your quivering body to begin to feed— it breathes you in and you smell so so so so good—

all of a sudden it’s got its mouth and teeth around your neck and it doesn’t hurt— not at all— it’s actually. um. it’s. your eyes fly open in shock. oh fuck that really, really, really tickles.

it’s feeding in earnest now, moving against you, and god it tickles so fucking bad, it’s sending goosebumps down your spine and making your toes curl. your whimpers have become giggles, and you’re squirming under it, now, starting to grind up a little into the weight of it because you just can’t help it, you’re just so ticklish

and the vampire’s so confused, prey isn’t supposed to sound like this, but it’s so hungry it doesn’t even care, everything feels so warm and you smell so fucking good so it just flattens itself over you to pin you down more— its only instinct is to chase that feeling, more more more

the fight is leaving you, you’re babbling senselessly between gasps and laughter and whimpers— pleasepleaseplease, it tickles, oh god

it’s everywhere— its mouth and teeth and lips are working up and down your throat, over your collarbones, at the base of your neck, and nothing’s ever tickled so fucking badly in your life. nothing’s ever felt so good. nothing ever will again

thank u for being the key to reopen the “unimaginable horror tries to getcha but you’re simply too ticklish for it to do any harm” floodgates

werewolf realizing their big furry paws are so so so soft and so so so devastatingly ticklish on your feet and belly and neck and and and and wow this is sooooo much more fun than just eating you

energy vampire that keeps pinning you down and grabbing whatever they can, whatever is most ticklish, genuinely apologizing the whole time bc they’re so so so sorry, they’re just so fucking hungry, please they just need a liiiiitle bit more, please keep fighting and whimpering and giggling and begging for them, so sorry, just a liiiitle bit more

horrible unimaginable eldritch creature with big scary sharp claws likes trailing and tickling all over your back as lightly possible because watching you squirm and fight against your silly little human weakness is the most fun its had in AGES. it loves to tease that horrible spot right where your back and sides meet btw. it has no concept of time or eternity and will just keep doing this until your mind breaks btw.

kidnapped by a vampire coven to be their newest feed source but you spend all day every day trying to stay sane while a dozen vampires trail feathers and fingers and brushes and TEETH up and down your neck— they’re getting tired of having you blush and crumble into peals of laughter whenever they try to feed from you, and they think they’ll be able to train the ticklishness out of you (they will not)

Pre-tickle warmup ♨️

while it's red light the lee has to stop laughing completely all while the ler is still tickling them . and while it's green light , the little lee can let out all of their cute giggles as the tickles go on !! all until red light has been said again...