Just a girl who maybe, possibly, could be considered too into fictional characters But hey, there are worse coping mechanisms than escapism 🤷🏾♀️ she/her, 27
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Asmodeus fast approached you while you were curled up in the corner of the couch.
"You are not going to believe this," he started in a tizzy.
You put your DDD down, expecting him to launch right into a high-powered vent. Instead, he insisted, "I need to sit down. You need to hear this."
There was plenty of space. Asmodeus plopped down with enough force to bounce you a little bit upwards. In the second it took for you and the cushion to fall back into place, he grabbed your arm and hoisted it to eye level.
You watched, too puzzled and surprised to say anything, as he pulled your feet out from under your legs and pushed them off the couch. Your ankle hit the floor at a painful angle. He pushed your shoulder back so your spine straightened up and nudged you a couple of centimeters closer to the armrest.
Asmodeus spent about a minute arranging you as he saw fit. He picked a loose thread off your shirt and smoothed down the fabric over your thighs before finally laying the back of his head right in your lap. Several seconds of adjusting his neck to find the perfect spot followed. At last, he set your hand down over his chest, the cherry on top of his preferred seating arrangement, where he held your fingers like a fidget toy.
Asmodeus stared up at you, a soothing sight for stress-filled eyes, while his body laid out across the entire rest of the couch. His high-end clothes started to wrinkle.
He began once more, "So, you are not going to believe what happened today..."
Okay so its almost canon and it IS fanon that the guys have fanfics about them. After all if youre famous you will have someone writing fanfics about you. It is also accepted by everyone that Levi writes and READS fanfics. Now to my last point is that it’s also canon MC has fans, which means that also have stupid fanfics about them. This led me to wonder.. who else has a fanfic account and why. So enjoy my rambling 16+ FIC GAHHH IT HAS MENTIONES OF SMUT(no action happens)!!!
Warnings: suggestive - mentions of SMUT - cringe - grammar errors(english ain’t my first language)- mentions of angst - basically anything in an Ao3 - swearing - self indulgent fic- GN!MC(they/them - you/yours) - MC is called MC - possible OOC!(added my personal headcannons so) - AsmoSolomon mentioned in Asmo’s part - DiaLuci mentioned in Belphie’s part - i guess NSFW??
W/C: 4.8K
👽A/N: So unfortunately, i am on vacation without my laptop. I can’t use many variants of colors on mobile so Mammon is not yellow.. please don’t stone me to death y’all(lovingly). Also i did not colour them by sin, i colored them by the color i think they are(Lucifer is red, Levi is blue, Beel is orange)👽👽
side characters version(coming soon)
Lucifer: Has an Ao6(demon Ao3) and occasionally reads it..
Lucifer wasn’t interested in fanfics, truth to be told he actually despises them. Obviously he has fans and he is aware of the countless stupid romance “novels”(as he calls them) and he also IS aware that some of the more moronic ones are definitely the works of his blonde brother. He had a negative opinion about fanfics until one day he caught Asmo reading some MC x Reader in secret.
He was… interested to say the least. He felt many emotions at once. He was prideful that even other demons wanted **his** beloved human so much that they wrote their silly fantasies but on the other hand other people also wanted **his** human. To say the least he was quite torn between. Ever since that day Lucifer occasionally logs on to Ao6 and enjoys some fanfics.
What’s his favorite genre? It’s definitely Lucifer x MC or as the you younglincs call it “Mcufier”. He definitely reads smut and once again can’t decide if he likes it when people make him the dom or make you the dom. He also has a sick fantasy, it’s called “fanfics about MC leaving others for Lucifer”. You know those ones.. where you break up with some of his brothers or, his favorite, Diavolo and be with him in the end.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N fics? Definitely not. He doesn’t hate them but he definitely cannot put himself as the Y/N. He would never act like that and it leaves him so annoyed he just cannot read them without getting frustrated.
Does he write any? He does, if you ask him he will deny that he reads them in the first place but Mcufier account has one dedicated anonymous writer beloved by the community. Why? Because this “anonymous” writer depicts Lucifer’s and your personality so well people think these are real stuff that happened.
This account is obviously Lucifer. Whenever he’s bored or has some free time he likes to write some stuff on his mind, his fantasies that he cannot make real are always on those digital pages. He rarely makes any but everytime he does the Mcufier community EATS. He is beyond happy to let everyone in Devildom know Mcufier is the top ship(it’s not).
Lastly, what does he hate? His least favorite tag is the ones where he is an asshole to you(he used to be an asshole to you) and you hate his guts for it(you used to hate his guts for it). It reminds him of your first year here.. He also hates it when HE is the one being dumped for someone else. He cannot take it whenever he misreads a tag and suddenly you are breaking up with him for SOLOMON?!?!?(Solomon wrote that particular fanfic because Lucifer refused to make pact with him on that day as well)
An extra: Once giggled while reading a fic because “you” in the fic was depicted to do something cute. He imagined it and giggled in his bed like a schoolgirl. He is extremely embarrassed and would rather fall again from Celestial Realm than admit that.
Mammon: THE guy for any Mammon x MC ships, he even takes requests and goes war with the other ship communities as the community leader.
Mammon knew Ao6 for only one reason, once he heard that some people pay to have special ships or stories written and he immediately opened an account solely for that purpose. Of course because he wasn’t that into writing so his fanfics sucked and no one paid for him it. His account was left to rot until..
Mammon saw Levi reading some stuff and giggling to himself, Mammon was sure Levi was hiding some money from him so he stole Levi’s phone to just see a page full of smut between him and… YOU?!?!?
Long story short he ran straight to his room to search some on his phone. When he discovered the world of Mammon x Mc(Mcammon) he was delighted.. of course people ship him with you!!! It didn’t help his already high ego that you guys were the most popular ship. Mammon was a model and the second eldest which meant his community was bigger than the rest of his brothers(except asmo) and you and him were close friends back in season one when none of his other brothers had approached you yet. Mcammon was the most popular ship between all and it made him giggle all night as he read them.
But then he learnt MC x Y/N.. he was torn. He likes reading them but that means other people imagine doing these dirty stuff with you!!! No way!! No one knows you like he does!! Once Mammon realized how people were mischaracterizing you or him he took matters to his own hands and that’s how the account “MCammon4Eva” was born.
What’s his favorite genre? Give him a 100K word , MCammon - slowburn - mutual pining - friends to lovers - soulmates AU and he will not annoy anyone for the rest of the day. It makes him so giddy when people make you and him soulmates, OF COURSE YA ARE!! You guys were meant to be in this world and any other worlds out there. Now, as the fastest brother Mammon actually likes slowburn more. He enjoys reading “you” realize your feelings and crush on him.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? He reads them shamefully. He hates the idea of anyone else reading them but does read them when the topic is interesting. He actually wrote some of his own after his community begged him for some.
Does he write any? Hell yeah. If you’re new to the Mcammon community and want to read some fics everyone will point to his account. He is the Lebron James for Mcammon. He posts almost everyday with small drabbles and occasionally once or twice a week drops a big one.
The small drabbles are usually either his fantasy for the day or something cute he wanted to do with you but couldn’t for some reason. He was told to make a Kinktober once and now everytime in October he is reminded of the filth he thought and wrote about you and cannot look at you.
Lastly, what does he hate? Any fic between you and anyone else. He hates them all but that’s an obvious answer. What does he hate on his own fics however? When people write about you being scary(most other people are afraid of the human exchange student who is also the most powerful thing currently).
You would definitely get upset if you heard people are scared of you and he hates the idea of you being upset. So in his fics Mammon makes sure to make you as friendly as you are. He also hates ones where he is written as a money obsessed asshole who mistreats you. He may be obsessed with money but he would NEVER EVER ditch your date for a casino.
An extra: When he first started writing fics he knew which one was Levi’s account(he stole Levi’s phone) and mass reported him. Levi’s account got banned and his community was so mad for losing one of their main writers and mass reported Mammon’s first account “Money_Lover666”. Ever since that day he just makes negative posts about any other ships.
Levi: Is that even a question? Some people believe he invented Mcevi(Levi x MC).
Levi had an Ao6 account even before you arrived. He used to write for his shows and games until he got a crush on you. He opened a second blog for you and him. He is the second most popular because he was the first person to make a x MC post(super proud of it btw). The only reason he cannot race Mammon x MC is because his stupid brother has a model boost. Doesn’t matter.
He used to rule the world as the number one ship(Ao6 and Devilbr[Tumblr]) until his original account got banned for a random reason(you know why). He managed to get his account back and told his community what happened. He still doesn’t know why this random account mass reported his account, probably a hater. Between the time he got his account banned and unbanned Mammon x MC community had hit the brakes on fics and got ahead of him. He never recovered after that…
What’s his favorite genre? this is a safe space okay? It’s.. A/B/O or “there’s only one bed”. LISTEN HEAR HIM OUT!!! He doesn’t care if he’s the alpha or you’re the alpha(he likes it most when you’re the jealous alpha marking him) but like.. it does something to levi okay? If A/B/O was real you could mark him or he could mark you and no one would approach you. Please Levi can explain!!!
Also the only one bed, he is a man of culture okay. It makes Levi feel butterflies on his stomach as you and him in the fic are sharing a bed together. He also likes role-reversal. When you are the territorial demon growling(shut up levi knows it cringe) for him.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Duh. Of course. Listen as the avatar of envy he knows how to live a life full of jealousy. As long as he doesn’t read the comments on it he is fine reading them. He gaslights himself into thinking he is the only one enjoying a x Y/N fic. Why? Because the idea of others also wanting you makes him want to summon lotan or crash the site. So yeah, living in delusion is the best.
Does he write any? Levi is the GOAT, the Lebron, the Gordon Ramsay of AU’s. Mcevi might NOT be the most popular ship but it is the only community with any AU’s one could want. Enemies to lovers? Levi already has a whole collection. Hero AU, mermaid AU, 90s AU, hanahaki disease, soulmate AU, roles-reversed Demon-Human and the list goes on.. Levi not only writes AU’s but also crossovers.
The Devildom media has an inside joke, “if you’re in any community expect to see a Mcevi” is what people say. No fandom is safe.
Lastly, what does he hate? He hates pretty much nothing in his ships honestly. Cheating? Levi feels upset but doesn’t hate it, he knows it’s fiction and he is content with it as long as it has the tag Angst with happy ending on it. He hates one thing i guess and that’s you dying in the fic or a fic with angst with no happy ending. He wants you to be happy even in fics.
An extra: He has a 30 chapter and ongoing fic of you and him. It’s the whole story of your life with the fact that you are not dating ANYONE ELSE but him. He updates it whenever a major event happens in your life and it makes his community so curious “how does this author know the life of MC and Lord Leviathan so intimately??”
Satan: To your surprise and my pleasure; No, he reads them but not crazy.
Listen as a book lover he knows what fanfics are and you might be like; “then wouldn’t he read them like crazy?” And thats where i stop you and then grant you the wisdom: “nah, he don’t”. He has already wayyy too much shit to read. He sometimes looks at fanfics of you and him when he has nothing but his DDD but other than that he prefers to imagine you and him in the novels he reads.
Yeah Satan gang you heard that right, this man doesn’t read Satan X MC(Mcatan) as much as Asmo or Levi. Actually, he reads so many physical books that the only reason he knows why your ship exists is because someone had made a crossover with a book series he liked. So after that he occasionally logs on and reads whenever he yearns for you too much or the stuff he’s reading currently isn’t really entertaining.
What’s his favorite genre? Medieval Fantasy AU and I’m not taking anything else. He doesn’t care as long as there’s that classic Knight-Royalty troupe or the Dragon-Dragon hunter or Vampire-Vampire Hunter or God-Loyal Follower. But his favorite is definitely “knight in shining armour” stuff.
Once he read a fic between you and him about forbidden romance between the royal knight Satan and the lonely kid of the king MC and he has NOT recovered still. The idea of sweeping you off your feet and being the charming knight.. its so classic its so UGHHH.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? I don’t think he truly cares that much, is what i would say if i was a LIAR but my pants aren’t on fire so.. A lot of people in the community make him a big nonchalant boy but i headcannon this man as the biggest fake idgaf’er ever. He IS the man who talks like he doesn’t care but he practiced this in the shower a million times. So he actually pretends that he doesn’t care(even though no one asked him??) but in truth he actually hates them for one reason..mischaracterization.
As a fellow book nerd he hates it when people make up false bullshit about a character and when this false bullshit comes to you?? You??? The person he would die AND kill for??? I know i said he doesn’t read fics that much but rest assured everynight before bed he just casually checks fics for any ones that are being mean to you. He doesn’t read them except for the first page, the moment he detects something annoying immediately leaves a critiquing comment.
Does he write any? You bet your ass he does BUT he does not publish them. He is suffering from the perfectionist curse. He writes them in classes when he’s bored on paper then burns them at night because he feels like he got your personality wrong, you would never do that(you would 100 percent do whatever he’s talking about he’s just a perfectionist). So yes he writes them but always thinks his work sucks before getting rid of it. Obviously there are some ones he finally got enough courage to post but he has like 5 works in total.
He REFUSES to write anything short like a drabble or one shots. As a physical book reader there’s nothing more annoying than a single book with no storytelling so he feels like he will get cursed if he does write something short.
Lastly, what does he hate? I already said it’s people mischaracterizing you. He doesn’t care if people make him a femboy or a dom daddy but the moment they get you wrong.. yeah lets not get into that. Other than that as a trope he definitely hates stuff like Kinktober - Flufftober - Angstober. Listen!! Satan appreciates work no matter how it is but it’s like a pet peeve when the fic is centered around a single thing.
Like yes of course he would like to read about a topic but when the whole fic is centered around a single troupe. Satan feels like the plot isn’t moving around people but people moving around it. So i think he just hates fics with one single thing for the plot, wheres the drama?wheres the buildup?
An extra: Asmo once almost found one of Satan’s most corny and toe curling fluffy fics with you. Satan panicked so hard he cursed Asmo with “badluck”. The papers flew out of Asmo’s hands directly into the mouth of a carnivorous plant outside the room. This was nice for Satan, except Asmo then slipped on his own feet and landed on a bookshelf that proceeded to drop a book of curses and created a butterfly effect.. that day Lucifer was taking off curses left and right.
Asmo: Reads them, IS proud about it and people in the community it aware he is reading them.
Asmo knew what fanfics are, c’mon as a gossip girly of course he knows when people are trying to ship him with some random demon. When your fics started popping off Asmo was the second brother(behind levi) to read them. Unlike everyone on this list Asmo is the only unashamed one. He uses his main account on demon twitter to repost and like fan arts of you with him. He actively also is known to pose for them in his lives including asking people directly to draw you and him together.
Asmo thinks it’s endearing and adorable how other people even find the two of you perfect. Of course! After all what’s better than a single pretty person? Two pretty people being together!!! So he reads them, whenever he’s doing a live he sometimes offhandedly mentions about how there was one fic that left him annoyed and stuff.
Whats his favorite genre? Soulmate AU! Or a long slowburn kinda stuff. Asmo knows he looks like a playboy, he is aware of his reputation but genuine connections and love that goes beyond words makes his heart beat like crazy and make him feel all warm and fuzzy. He knows that the fanfics that make him look like a playboy with a soft spot for you is accurate because that’s how he is but his favorite ones are always the ones where you and him are meant to be, where you or him fall in love slowly, realizing the pure love between the two of you.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Yes he does and once again unlike the others Asmo is the only brother who is truly nonchalant. As the prettiest demon in the three realms Asmo understands why some people want to be with you, after all you’re the prettiest HUMAN in the three realms. Of course Asmo gets jealous if those fictions or fans take your attention away from him. Other than that he is delighted.. of course his pretty human is so cute other demons want to be with you. They can imagine that, they can imagine holding your hand and dating you but they should always know their place right? After all they all come after him so don’t give too much fan service to those people alright dear?
Does he write any? Asmo_Lust is an AO6 account filled to the brim with fanfics, he is proud of his work. He bathes in the compliments and kudos. Asmo writes anytime he’s bored in class. After all in his “free time” Asmo is actually busy doing other stuff so if you ever see the Avatar of Lust on his phone during a lesson expect a new fic by the night.
Lastly, what does he hate? Fics where they make Asmo a mean-bitchy- unloyal boyfriend or fics where he is portrayed as this dumb bimbo. Asmo may pretend to be dumb to look cute but he is one of the avatars. It’s such an icky feeling when he sees a fic where he is nothing but this dumb bimbo who’s obsessed with getting into your pants and makeup.. Asmo has more personality than that?? I would put a fanfic troupe here but i don’t think asmo would hate any fanfic troupe.
An extra: He once read a throuple fic between you and Solomon. He felt like he was hypnotized, unable to think anything else for a week he tried to sneakily make it a reality. Obviously you and Solomon saw right through him.. it’s up to you what happened next.
Beelzebub: Had no idea what it is until they came across his fyp.
Beel doesn’t lnow what fanfics are, unlike his brothers he actually doesn’t care about his image that much so he also doesn’t care what his “fanbase” thinks about him. As long as you love him and his brothers are not mad at him Beel is happy with his life.
The only reason he heard them or got some across his fyp is because Asmo was talking about them in his live and Beel got curious. After learning people make shiping stuff about you and him Beel felt happy. People also thought you guys were a good couple? That’s great! He didn’t mind it, people thought you and him were suitable for one another what’s more to think about? But of course because he interacted with some Mceel(MC x Beel) he was bound to get more on his fyp of people talking about fanfics or edits.
What’s his favorite genre? Well from all the ones he’s seen he also likes soulmate AU.. but he likes red string soulmate AU. It would be so nice if there was a physical evidince you guys were meant to be, also if there was a red string connecting you two at all times he wouldn’t be so scared of losing you. He likes many things about the red string soulmate AU, if he can feel you’re in danger by that thread, if he can find you even in crowded places by following the thread life would be so much better for him.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Honestly I’m not gonna say he doesn’t know they exist. He does, but it’s like that one odd thing in your room. You don’t realize it’s odd until someone points it out. He knows you have fans and he sees in posts how your fans also want you. Whenever he sees them, for the rest of the day, he gets clingier and more possessive. He holds your hand tighter and pulls you super close when someone(super obviously your fan) tries to take pics with you. In every fan picture there is always a very angry and intimidating sixth born holding you close to his chest.
Other than that, if he doesn’t see anything like that he is neutral. It only pisses him off when he is reminded of how much people want you, you’re too tasty AND you promised HIM to eat you if cannibalism were to happen.
Does he write any? No, no he doesn’t. He writes messages about how much he loves you to YOU. The true question here is, WILL he write any? Maybe? He never thought about it. Maybe in the future he will write a story about you two but other than that, he just cares about the real you much more to write a story. This is short i am aware but i can never see Beelzebub write a fanfic, i think if he writes anything it’s probably how much he loves you and how nice you are in his diary.
Lastly, what does he hate? Once again, he is not really invested in this “fanfic” side of his community so i don’t think he knows many genres or tropes. The ones Beel sees on his phone are stuff he likes(because he keeps engaging with them they keep popping out more) so I don’t think he hates any. Well i guess he hates the ones where he isn’t close with his brothers or when you’re mean to his brothers.
Beel is a known family man. He loves his brothers even though they aren’t the best people, he loves you because not only you are kind to him, you are kind to his brothers, you are kind to his family. So i think he doesn’t like those “two against the world” kind of ones. Beel is a demon correct but he still loves his family. He is cruel to others but he is aware family can solve stuff together. So even if people were doing an “edgy” fic between you and him, he still doesn’t like it when the fic makes his brothers these assholes the fictional beel “hates” or the fictional you “despises”.
An extra, Beel once saw an edit of “Mceel moments” and then became overly conscious of his actions for the whole day. Why? Well there was a clip of him subconsciously picking you up(don’t ask, you jokingly told beel your feet hurt and you want him to carry you) and the whole comment section was talking about how cute this was. He couldn’t focus on the comments because your shocked face in the video made him wonder if he made you uncomfortable(you were not, if beel looked at the video likes it had your like on it). But yeah, beel walked around scared if he made you uncomfortable. He’s a demon for Diavolo’s sake why is he so afraid?!
Belphegor: Will it suprise you if i say one of the most active brothers?
Belphegor learnt fanfics from Asmo just like his twin brother but unlike his brothers he was invested in for one reason; he’s a little shit. The day he learnt people shipped his brothers with you, he sworn to himself he would find a way to catch up. Why “catch up”? Unlike his brothers, he joined the house after like a whole year so he was slow to have interactions with you.
After you went to the human world everytime he didn’t feel like sleeping he grabbed his phone and interacted with every Mcelphegor (MC x Belphegor) he saw. He left a like, left a comment and reblogged in the demon equivalent of Tumblr. After a while he started to write his own but man.. HE SUCKS!!! Are we shocked a guy who is completely shit at communicating(cough cough, the entirety of first season and half of second season…) is not good at writing fics. We are not. But yeah belphegor has three moods in life in love, sleeping, working 9/5(fanfics).
What’s his favorite genre? Fantasy AU, especially God/Deity ones. Yeah, give him all the power. Also there’s a small feeling Belphie has everytime he is portrayed as a “Moon God” “God of Death” and stuff like that..if this was real and if he was a strong god he could’ve protected his sister. But yeah.. he is one of the seven most strong demons but he is the **seventh** of them. He acts like this doesn’t get to him but it does…
He also likes the ones where you stand up to Diavolo or Lucifer for his sake. Hell yeah!! Tell ‘em MC!! It’s so sexy to him you would stand against the most terrifying people for little ol’ Belphegor.
Does he enjoy MC x Y/N No. He hates them. He is yandere-ish in the main games so I’m telling you no. If you’re not going to be with him, you’re not going to be with ANYONE. No one is allowed to get any funny ideas, no one given the permission to imagine themselves with you.
Belphie is aware this is all fiction and the people reading them wouldn’t try to do those things in real life but it boils his blood to see comments and writers about how “cute” or “attractive” you are. You ARE cute and attractive but it’s only towards him and Beel, right?
Does he write any? Yeah he does but like i said he completely sucks at it. There’s many reasons for this. Number one he internally cringes everytime he’s writing himself so he makes himself look “tougher” and “cooler” which ends up with a super confident and cool Belphie that every character also think’s he’s cool? Yeah he mischaracterizes HIMSELF. He writes you perfectly but because he doesn’t want to look like a guy who only sleep he makes himself this badass.
He sleeps a lot, which means he dreams a lot. Which also means he has a creative mind.. but maybe too creative. Any person who writes fantasy knows that you may imagine things that aren’t real but you have to make them make sense. You can’t just make an entire pixie people exist and not give them a special land or reasons. Well Belphie doesn’t think too hard about it making sense so half of his fantasy stories you’re left wondering… how..? Other than that, he writes you perfectly tho.
Lastly, what does he hate? Well we already established he hates x Y/N stuff but as a fanfic genre he dislikes those really really long slowburns. Belphie doesn’t hate slowburns in general but he hates those ones where it takes like 50 chapters for characters to even develop feelings… ugh too long. He had a crush on you on his second week!! C’mon people keep up!!!
An extra, well Belphie’s account writes two things in general. One of them is the obvious Mcelphegor and the second one is.. DiaLuci. He does this out of spite and makes these extremely cringy fics where Lucifer is a submissive whiny guy who is extremely shy and blushy around the alpha Diavolo. You know classic “kitten, daddy is here” kinda fics. He giggles throughout all of them. Also he reports almost any and every popular fic with you and anyone else when he sees them.
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To celebrate the release of Obey Me Lucifer Sinner’s Choice (trailer) here’s are some of YOUR life in Devildom Headcanons! PT.1
Contains: possibly nsfw. Either way to me, minors dni.
Note: not balanced screen time. Meaning some brothers may appear less in this headcanons. But don’t worry this is just part 1. Feel free to ask requests!
!English is not my first language!
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1) If you have public Devilgram account: you wouldn’t be outrightly as famous as The Seven Brothers, but you WOULD garner quite a following number because of your reputation with the characters.
Some of your followers even would jokingly leave a ship comment of you and the characters (and Mammon would always get comically possessive to any comments that ships you with someone else than him)
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2) Honestly, Mammon used your bed more than you. Yeah, he got a better room. But hey, nothing beats your smell.
He claims your bed was annoyingly softer than his only for Leviathan to call him out that he was just trying to relieve the times on when he was sleeping on the bed with you.
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3) Asmodeus had done some makeup tutorial on your face and posted it on Deviltube. Only to get taken down because ‘too many inappropriate words and gesture’
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4) Your relationship with Lucifer is passive aggressive especially in the house.
You’d be sarcastic about the way he sips his coffee even though it was silent, and he would say “sorry I didn’t know you have super-hearing tendency considering you’d always up to mischief despite my lecture”
AND THEN—you’d mockingly mumble something incoherent as Lucifer placed down his cup in annoyance and stares at you. You’d look anywhere but him, innocently, like you’ve done nothing wrong.
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5) Some incubi and succubi did had a crush on you. Some even put love letters under your desk or go all the way of asking you out with grand gestures. (Ganging up on you, professed love, with their friends putting up ‘PLEASE DATE ME’ banner).
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6) (Prior to Number 5 headcanons):
The brothers would be DEEPLY affected. When you suddenly doll up and said “oh I’m going out” and they said “with who?” and you goes like “someone asked me on a date and I’m like, why not?”.
Mammon would probably go BALLISTIC and stalks you the entire date. Other brothers would want to stop it too, especially Lucifer, but he realised how that poorly reflects his image and would just bury himself in paperwork more and was easily angered.
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7) Beelzebub takes the LONGEST dump. You even fell asleep while waiting for him to finish at RAD’s washroom before walking back home.
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8) If you and Mammon gets overly flirty, his head was basically within the clouds, as if he’s on drug.
You took these opportunities to film him while he’s in that ‘flirty, soft boy state’ to show him the next time he says he won’t admit he loves you.
His response to these videos are usually: trying to steal your phone away and says “promise me ya wont SHOW IT TO ANYONE”
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9) Belphegor cuddles you all the time like you’re his mother. (Widely known by everyone to be honest)
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10) Beelzebub would come to the kitchen when you were cooking and asks “sample?”
You said “no” (stress enough that you had to cook a super xxxl large portion because of Beel hunger. )
Mammon would visit the kitchen and goes “smells so good whatcha doin’?” and silently eat some of the unfinished stuff.
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11) Lucifer gives you a fixed monthly allowance as a gratitude of your presence in the family…precisely, in his life.
He gets a bit possessive if he finds out you’re short of money—If it’s because of reckless spending, he won’t give you extra allowance and would pay for your needs himself. This is his way of….disciplining you with money.
11.5) Despite that, Lucifer loves to spoil you though. Such a contradiction
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Last but not least: Diavolo has baby-fever. And would look at you with pouted looks if there’s baby nearby and you’d be like “WHAT?!”
Headcanon that in the OM! universe anytime the human world depicts The Devil (from the Bible) as a blonde haired, blue eyed, young white guy it's because they're mistaking Mammon for Lucifer
No, listen. Hear me out
Canonically, Mammon's the one who is the most used to the Human World, to the point that he can now blend in seamlessly. From all 7 Sins, he's the best at it and this is because he's frequently up in the Human World to run errands for Lucifer. Lucifer's always relied on Mammon to do his "dirty work" and that hasn't changed now that they have Fallen and are officially Demons.
So headcanon, that each time some human cult or devil worshipper or kid on Halloween decides they're going to summon The Devil (from The Bible) Lucifer can't dismiss it but he can make Mammon go in his stead.
And Mammon's hair reflects to look blonde in certain light, especially in low candle light, which is the aesthetic that most summoners lean towards (despite it not being a requirement when summoning)
And the blue eyes are self-explanatory
And if Jesus couldn't escape whitewashing through the years there's no way The Devil (from The Bible) could
Resulting in The Devil being depicted like That.
MC figures it out within two weeks of knowing Mammon. And Lucifer found out about it somewhere in the beginning when it first happened. The rest figure it out during their Summer break in the Human World during og OM! S3.
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Because I'm bored here's some "red" flag I think each romancible (and luke) om character would have
Lucifer - Blames all his farts on Cerberus and if you say differently you're getting hanged upside down. He also would unironically fall for anything ai and I feel like he would by ai listings then hand write a very disappointed letter to the brand and have all his brother's bomb the websites ratings.
Mammon - he would buy from shein and Temu. He's like that one annoying friend that spams you until you make an account for them so they can get something free from Temu. I also can see him being an ai bro for a while until he scams Lucifer and almost gets dozed by leviathan.
Leviathan - Bro would be the worst scalper in the world. He buys up all the card before even the store employees get too see them. He'd collect all of one specific card and resell that card for way too much. He'd also be one of those yumishippers that gets mad whenever someone else yumi ships with there character of choice. Bro would have thrived in the toxicity of the DSMP fandom.
Satan - He has written some of the nastiest smut the devildom has seen. So horrific not even Asmodeus wanted to touch it with a ten foot pole. Has a photo and or painting with him and every world leader kissing. It's like his version of the Lego land stamps. This does mean somewhere there's a painting of him and John Quincy Adams kissing.
Asmodeus - when in a fight the first thing he aims for are the earrings and eyes. Many people have been blinded by Asmodeus due to a drunk fight. He calls Twitter X and he doesn't apologize for it. He doesn't support Musk he just doesn't see the problem with the name change.
Beelzebub - He wears shoes indoors no matter how dirty they are. He'll take them off if asked. He's ruined many carpets this way. Has eaten one of Satan's cats in front of him. He was in a bad mood.
Belphegor - has and will curse any human that even glances at him with horrible insomnia and to stub their toe every Monday morning until they die. He is responsible for almost all cold cases in Poland. For some reason he just canon bare with them being happy and at peace. Has tried to convince Satan to split Poland.
Diavolo - the very few times he's gone to the human world before the exchange program he'd find as many beaches as he could. With all the joy in his heart he wrote will you marry me in all the sand. He is the reason many humans break up. He refuses to believe that Pigeons exsist. He has and will gaslight humans into thinking they are just schizophrenic.
Barbatos - listens to Andrew Tate. Not because he agrees with him he just takes joy in making troll accounts to mess with his followers. On a similar note he runs several conspiracy theory blogs online. Including but not limited to: flat earth, Mormonism, and the Bermuda Triangle is real. He just rage baits humans for the love of the game (leviathan has fallen for some of it)
Solomon - he's what's wrong with the Apalachin mountains. Don't ask how or why, he was black out drunk. He created the spell for testicular torsion, he was really mad at a wizard that stole his swagger.
Simeon - Solomon showed him American politics because he was bored. Now Simeon will break out into Trump impressions like his life depends on it. His impressions are good, but he just does it in the least funny way possible. Has several Labubu's (I find them so unironically cute, too bad they 're expensive) he ended up with all the ones Luke didn't want.
Luke - he falls for treads so quick. He and Solomon were in the trenches trying to get a needo. He wrestled an demon kid for a dumpling squishy. He had the Starbucks bear cup. Has complained about why some kids get to leave during tests and he doesn't (leviathan quickly taught him. Leviathan gets to leave for the extra help none of you can convince me otherwise)
It's nice to say "I love you" — Beelzebub likes to tell you that when the two of you are alone — but there's an even better phrase he likes to hear.
You said it to him one random night, very late into the night. He was watching a movie on TV that piqued your interest so you decided to stay. It was long, though. Demons have a different sense of time than humans do. Their movies can go on for hours and hours.
The film was interesting, no doubt about it, but your eyelids grew heavy and you began listing to the side. The spicy chips and savory snacks Beelzebub continued to offer did nothing to ward off exhaustion. His upper arm became your pillow as you sunk back into the couch cushions. At some point you even began snoring. It was hard to hear the movie.
The credits began rolling long past midnight.
Beelzebub whispered, "Hey."
He slightly wiggled his elbow until you raised your face, eyes half-closed. Your cheek was red from being pressed against his bicep, and his arm suddenly felt cold without you on it.
"Want me to carry you back to your room?" he offered. There was nobody with more experience carrying sleeping people than Beelzebub. He was proud of his skills.
You shook your head.
Beelzebub did not want to leave you in the living room. You deserved privacy and a chance to sleep in. He moved his arm again when he felt you slide against him, slumping your shoulder into his side and nuzzling your face back into sleeping position.
Beelzebub made an executive decision. "I'll take you back, let's go."
Part of a chip rolled onto the floor when he stood up. You toppled over onto the open couch seat with a cranky groan but didn't put up a fight when he scooped you into his arms.
"I wanna stay with you," you sighed, reluctant for your journey to the bedroom to end. Your legs dangled over his arm, occasionally bumping into each other. You grabbed the front of his shirt in a weak grip.
Beelzebub eyed you, tired and somewhat delirious in your current state. Defenseless.
"I don't think that's safe," he responded. Strong as you were, you were no match for him if you didn't have the mental clarity to wield your pact magic.
"But you make me feel safe," you replied, letting his shirt fabric fall through your fingers as you brought your hand down.
Beelzebub carried you down the hallway a little further and then slowed to a stop. A flush was spreading across his face. His stomach started doing flips and his muscles tensed.
Here was a demon, a fierce, malevolent entity with misdeeds so vile that history would only preserve them through terrified whispers. In his arms, a human. A being of skin and bones who was fated to last no more than a century. One wrong move in the Devildom and you were done for.
His heart felt like it was melting. The weight of your words was heavier than you were, weighing on his mind like a mountain of sand. Nobody had told him that in a very, very long time. Even for a demon. He made you feel safe. You made him feel a certain way, too. Though he couldn't put it into words as easily as you could.
Beelzebub brought you up higher and nestled you against his chest so he could rest his chin on your head. Your breathing was slow, so you must have dozed off again. Or maybe you were never fully awake to begin with.
He had to get you to bed, to tuck you in and make sure you fell asleep in the privacy of your own room. Beelzebub decided along the way that you might feel safer if he stayed with you. It would be cramped but you would feel warmer, and his body could shield you from nightmares, and he could tell you he loved you first thing in the morning when you woke up. That sounded nice.
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