you...uh...sex?

hey i’m really glad u liked my post u sick disgusting perverted freak

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

they should make a frowny face with three hearts emoji for when you want to convey that even through a very bad mood or tough situation you still feel a wave of affection for the person you are texting

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*