god left-clicking me & right-clicking a random gas station in the middle of an interstate over 1400 miles away & I just stand up & exit my house & start jogging at a moderate pace

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

Kirby bosses

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in the chernobyl nuclear cooling pool, swimming with the giant irradiated mutant catfish

nooo don’t turn away from the mortifying ordeal of being known haha don’t you wanna be loved?

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

me, barely existing: “I’ll take another iced coffee”

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

Be teachable. You’re not always right.