angel

OOOOOOOOOOH. I seeeee.

Yup! Super gay over here! 

You can be a queen if you’d like, but if I’m king it might make you my queen. 

Well i’m into other queens sooooooo idk how that would work out u think 

Oh, no. I’m a king. 

Be patient, darling. 

Well I don’t wanna be a peasant, that’s dumb. 

You are very welcome, little peasant. 

That’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s a lot more that you may like here.

Little peasant? That make you a queen or something?

Yes!

I totally forget these throwbacks sometimes. You have BLESSED! MY! LIFE! TONIGHT!

HALF BAD? 

do you mean great?

Well I dunno we gotta prove it with EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE.  Some people cannot handle the Pizza Hat. It is a great responsibility.

you CAN, but the hat would be ruined. if you’re actually thinking of deep-frying that hat, may i ask if i can have it? because once you mess it up, it’s gonna be gone and i’m sure that despite my awesome thrift shopping skills, i will not find one like it. 

Nah, I love this hat too much to subject it to my deep-fry experimenting. But you can MAYBE borrow the hat. You got some Pretty Dope Hair so i bet it wouldn’t look half bad on you 

you can’t bake a hat. trust me, i know.

Uh, you can if you beliEVE, friend.  You can technically do whatever the heck you want to a hat. Ever DEEP-FRY a hat?? 

Because wow shit now i wanna do that 

nice pizza hat.

Thanks, I baked it myself.

You actually don’t have a soul to sell… anymore.

whoa wait where’d it GO? 

Yes. Hi. 

After all these years huh? Why’d you give me up, Dad??? 

Taco King, baby. Taco King.

Father...???? Is that really you??