I thought I was gonna be broke for the foreseeable future, and have trouble meeting my financial needs, but I never gave up hope, and karma has truly smiled upon me. I was lucky enough to get the opportunity able to steal the alms box from a group of elderly nuns, who were out collecting money to buy crutches and wheelchairs for lower-limb amputee land mine victim children back at the orphanage their religious order runs in Angola.
I know that sounds messed up of me, but to be honest I find their whole premise a little bit sus- so, these kids are already AT the orphanage, where they live, sleep, eat all their meals, and receive a basic education, right? So my question is, where exactly do they need to use these wheelchair and crutches to get to, when all their business take place in the one building? I can't think of anywhere, and we already know that we can cross buying water skis, hitting leg day at the gym, and going to visit their parents off the list.



















