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You can call me Cyd or Schmitty, either is fine, just switch it up occasionally. I use it/they/quip pronouns, and I'm 23. This is to give the basics about my blog, and to just give some info about me!

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Nate, singsong: And you shake it all about!

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Schmitty: Yknow, I once tried to make love to a member of Aerosmith in an elevator. But he got off too soon.

(brief pause.)

Schmitty: Where’s my FREAKIN’ RIM SHOT?!

(rim shot)

Schmitty: Thank you.

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Schmitty: (distressed) Oh god…mommy!! (suddenly composed) I’m fine. Anyhow!

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Schmitty: Ohh yeah, baby, treat me like the piece of ga-meat I am.

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hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

sycamorality

oh no i will lose my !

serregon

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

micowav

three of my Favourite hosts who all do black magic on Thursday evenings together probably maybe

lksfjglkajlkjjldsfjajfdksf i love them

wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

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Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

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4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

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5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.

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ladyliszt

I love our boy George Gershwin (American by nationality, Russian and Jewish by ethnicity) and our boy Louis Armstrong (basic ik)

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Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

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Nate: 6 inches. I always knew I was above average.

wiredharem

Not on topic for this blog at all I apologise but I wish there was more space in this fandom to talk about Jax's godawful writing WITHOUT bringing her transness into it.

The rabbit being a girl? Awesome! Cute! Fun rep! Glad it impacted part of the audience positively! I don't have any critique there.

Having her flirt with the character she's been routinely abusing? Giving her no linear character development or improvement outside of a flashback in the finale? It all felt like a lazy ploy to make her more likable without actually giving us any reason to invest. I would have really enjoyed seeing her open up about this more directly, maybe spent some time with her realising how her internalised misogyny and transphobia was turning her into an abuser.

Don't get me wrong, it's a great explanation and motive behind Jax's actions. But Explanation =/= Excuse. There was no redemption. I do not care that she has a tragic backstory because nothing came of it.

I think the show as a whole has an issue with the "show don't tell" advice, especially when the brain-scans part of the plot, the key thing the series was working towards, was like 2 sentences said to your face at the start of the final episode.

Anyway yeah that's all feel free to add your own take.

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I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

destructionfanq

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

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