James–Why are you so awkwardly hunched over? I’m going to start calling you Quasimaslow if you don’t straighten the fuck up. You pants aren’t really helping matters. That button is so off center that it looks like your jeans are on the wrong way. Also, I feel like they’re weirdly tight at the top and baggy around your thigh. That’s a fashion don’t.
Kendall–Where do I even begin with you? First, that jacket is awful because it doesn’t match the rest of your outfit at all. Next, that shirt is a weird bluish-white color and I can’t handle it. Also, that bow tie is the same bluish-white color and it’s driving me insane. WHY WEAR A BOW TIE IF NO ONE CAN SEE IT? Next, the suspenders. Why do you need suspenders? Finally, those pants. Those pants don’t match the rest of your outfit at all. On their own, and a few sizes larger, I feel like they would be fine. In the current situation, though, they are decidedly not fine. All in all, you look like discarded meat that’s been stuffed into a wrapping. That’s right, you look like a sausage. Get some clothes that fit.
Logan–I’m not sure how I feel about your suit jacket/t-shirt combo. On one hand it’s hideous but on the other hand it’s better than Kendall. The other thing I have a problem with is your use of navy blue and black. Navy blue and black are mutually exclusive colors. You wear either one or the other. They cannot exist harmoniously on an outfit. Especially an outfit put together for a 25 year-old boy band member like yourself.
Carlos–I’m not sure if the camera’s malfunctioning or if that’s just the way your vest looks. Either way, YOU’RE WEARING A VEST. That bullshit needs to stop immediately. Next, your pants are the brightest shade of khaki I’ve seen in my life. Tone it down or go home.