Fuck My Pussy With A Rake Mom

u good lookin ppl need 2 stop appropriating ugly culture text posts yall dont know the struggle shut up

Rule Zero: Shakespeare did it first.

Shout out to the girls in Hereditary baking a cake in the middle of a teen party

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

there is however a part where they are crawling through the sewers as adults and eddie is right ahead of richie and richie reaches out and slaps eddie’s butt and that should have stayed in the movie

when ur trying to sneak around in the sewers but ur dummy thicc and the clap from ur ass cheeks keeps alerting pennywise

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

Iconic

This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebob’s history.