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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

if i ever have a child i'm going to raise them by locking them in a pitch black damp room with only an onahole and a laptop that could exclusively access 4chan's /pol/, /mlp/ and /b/ boards - with occasional drops of food and water but otherwise zero contact with the outside world. and it's rigged so that the door to outside unlocks on their 18th birthday & when they walk out the only thing they see is my corpse hanging from the ceiling

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that