Defessa sum

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

learning to knit has instilled in me the "we have food at home" impulse about knitted sweaters where whenever i see a sweater that i like i'm like "okay but i shouldn't buy this, i can just make it myself." except unlike having food at home, making it myself does not save me any time or money. in fact it takes much more of both

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

how dare you say we surf on the poor

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

ID: a drawing of grey cobblestones with many dandelions and small blue flowers growing from the cracks.

i'm gonna keep it real with u guys i don't think we're ever becoming the new pdf like this