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Okay this video, right. From a “corporate” tiktok account. There’s no way this is a real company.

The entire account features only her. Nobody else, despite her frequent mention of coworkers and being in the office

She also always mentions her boss as boss (Rodney) for some reason.

Look at these emails. These are not real. Two of the emails shown are people trying to write up some sort of mission statement or brand values. Why are the signatures just a first name? No last name? No job title? No phone number or other contact info? No business address???? Why does Jamie refer to it as “Oil Rig site” like it’s a proper noun?

That’s a lot of money to spend in a day for a marketing assistant (whatever that means, pretty vague title imo) who typically only make around 45k a year.

Lastly, the company website. Notice it’s a .net, not .com. Look at it. It’s terrible. It’s literally one page (well I guess there’s a contact page technically but it’s one of those forms you fill out, there’s no actual contact info on display). It looks like shit. What the fuck is the sunflower photo for. Nobody with an actual marketing department (which I guess she claims she works in) would approve this.

“Oilshore” returns zero matching results for corporate registries in the the US, the EU, or Australia, which is where the girl in these TikToks says she’s from.

The closest thing I can find online is an “Oilshore Services Nigeria Limited,” which is based in Nigeria and has its own website.

The “Oilshore” website’s “Initiatives” tab is filled with four pages that use the exact same sample text that comes standard with new website templates.

Their “donate” button does not lead anywhere, and instead takes you back to their main page.

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Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.