Chelly

A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question.

I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

They predicted this in the Holy texts of old. You are to carry the chosen one, our messiah. Be glad and celebrate your good fortune with your loved ones. We shall wait for your child to fulfill the prophecy. All hail Naruto!

ive seen the original post circuling around with other people but THIS one THIS is the one Im choosing to reblog

THE ENDING AHDKSKSVSKSSK

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

Finally found this again lol

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

@baristaboy try this out dude

@lambylin

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.