howdy!!

watch me scroll through the 1600 people i follow on instagram just to find one very specific photographer whose name i was too stupid to write down

nana grizol really had a budget of like 20 dollars and spent it all on turning themselves into gay bugs, huh.

wine and tootsie roll time babeyyyyy

i thought of a really good line last night and i was like “nah i’ll remember that i don’t need to write it down” and now i’ve forgotten it.

my dad and i have the weirdest fucking interactions. earlier i put a bagel in the toaster and i went to go get it so i said “bagel” and he replied with “bagel” so i said “bagel bagel?” and he said “bagel bagel bagel.” and this went on until i got it out of the toaster

i thought i was getting my shit together, but covid fucking 19 said no