.⋆ "I'm the ghost with the most, babe" ❜ .⋆ﾟ.

meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

Show a little chooch in Whole Foods who gives a fuck

sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me

it’s really good when a wound turns yellow and the redness starts to spread. it means happiness and fortune awaits you in the near future

yellow is the color of gold afterall

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique