I wanna live a life from a new perspective

Not to brag, well actually, I don’t care if I’m bragging, but I’m somewhat of a super star when it comes to revenge. I’ll definitely ask for you help. I can think of so many ways you’d be useful. 

Super star? Now I'm interested. Please tell me how I can be useful.

Everyone needs a little bit of Oliver in their life. You’re strange. Very strange. You always manage to crack it somehow, though. Sure, and if you do fight someone let me watch and/or film it. I’m not a nerd, shut up. I’m the furthest thing from a nerd. Ugh, alright, if you want.

I'm not strange! I manage to crack it because I'm hilarious and not even you can deny it! Film it? Now I'm afraid you might just tell me someone used the name just so you can watch me fight them. Oh, yes - sorry, I forgot, you're actually the coolest person around. Most hardcore boy I've ever met. Yes, I want. It's a fair trade.

See? My ideas going second once more. It looks like this is most definitely not my week.

As amazing as Detective Piers sounds, I'd prefer for it to be my name for a skit in my future wildly successful comedy show. I'm sure someone will come along and be willing to follow any and every idea you have, Anwar! Don't be so down.

People clearly suck, but I’ll get them back and it’ll be hilarious. 

Revenge! If you need any help, I'll be a willing participate in whatever it may be. As long as no one gets hurt, of course.

Trust me, if he wouldn’t be willing, he ain’t gonna be my husband no more. 

Ooh, sassy Addison! Fun! What if he's, like, putting on some act and then once the kids show up he's over it? You never know. Maybe the men you're looking for ended at the last generation.

I’m trying to be nice too. I just don’t handle change very well. It’s weird.

It'll take some getting used to, sure, but isn't it nice to have some new people around? They don't seem too horrible.

You should really consider detective as a career choice, I don’t see what Hercules Poirot could do compared to you. Maybe I’ll just stop helping people altogether, there’s really no point if they’re gonna go with what the rest of flock says.

That's so sweet of you to say! If the whole being funny thing doesn't work out, I'll definitely consider that as a plan B! Hey! Not everyone is like that, you know. You just have to be careful with who you're helping. I wouldn't cut it out completely.

That’s true, and you need a little chaos in yours. Works out for both of us that way, huh? Alright, better put it in copyright if you’re going to stake claim like that. First of all, no one would ever call me a nerd except for you, and second of all, no. Yes. Maybe. Yes. Please?

I suppose. Although, I keep you around more because you’re probably my favorite to entertain. Your general lack of a smile fuels me. I wouldn’t go that far, but if anyone happens to call you Olly Pop anytime soon, tell me so I can fight them. You are a nerd. I guess so. As long as we can watch a musical while doing so.

Let’s just say I’m not taking very well to our visitors. Like, at all.

I haven't really paid them much mind. Although, I'm not the best in dealing with confrontation. I'm just trying to be nice. You shouldn't aim to attack just yet.

You’re ridiculous, and I don’t know why I talk to you most of the time. Good, it doesn’t need to spread. That’s true, I guess I can appreciate your creativity. My scowl is very badass, Scar. It just radiates. Sure. You know what would lift my spirits? Cuddles. And don’t mention that I ever said that word. Ever.

Because you need a little ridiculous in your life! It doesn't, because it's officially my nickname for you and no one else is allowed to use it. Are you sure about that? Anytime I see you glaring I laugh. It looks like someone just called you a nerd, and that's your reaction. Cuddles? Are you requesting them from me?

And what was your first clue, Scar?

I think it was the cursing that really clued me in, but I can't be too sure. Maybe you should take a little break from helping people. Try to breathe and whatnot.

God, I need to get out of this town.

What's the rush?

It's always way more amusing getting someone else in trouble, that's why you always somehow turn it around on them. Never do anything you may regret, force your friends to. That's the motto. Don't be so angry - you won't even remember it happened a couple of weeks from now.

Well, I’m a morning person too. I just like running right after I wake up, that usually helps me keep a good mood throughout the day. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had the best grades or was loved by teachers. 

Running? Oh, no, you're active in the morning? You're insane. Teachers pick and choose who they like, even if they try to deny it. It's pretty rude, actually, but - it's not that cool being favorites, anyways, since others usually mess with you over it. I wouldn't be too bothered by it.

No, it’s horrible and embarrassing. Okay, I guess I can’t dispute either of those things, but come on. Just Olly would be good enough, but you’re taking it to a whole ‘nother level I don’t approve of. I don’t - hey, that’s not even remotely true. It’s more of a scowl than a pout. Gee, thanks. I already feel better.

If it bugs you, that gives me all the more reason to continue the nickname! But I'll make sure it doesn't spread. Everyone calls you Olly or Oliver. I have to be creative here! Oh, of course, and it's very believable. That's what I do! Lifting your spirits is my job.

I...no? Is it important? Because, really, if I do see it, now I'm going to be curious and most likely end up looking through it. Sorry in advance.

If you’re going to ask for my help, don’t question it and don’t finish it with ‘I’ll just see what rest answered there’. Damnit! Just don’t!

Well. Someone's a little frustrated.