✗ ┈ WIG OUT. ❞

✗ CISMALE. HE/HIM. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on mason baek? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the enigma. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how compassionate they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella ambivalent, too. i even heard them saying they looked like nam joohyuk when they were twenty two, too…as if ! ( b, they/them, pst )

✗ CIS!FEMALE. SHE/HER. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on victoria lynn? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the girl next door. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how bubbly they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella judgemental, too. i even heard them saying they looked like alissa violet when they were 21, too…as if ! ( stella, she/her, cst )

✗ MALE. HE/HIM. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on gunner montauk? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the brilliant but lazy. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how empathetic they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella arrogant, too. i even heard them saying they looked like joe keery when they were twenty-one, too…as if ! ( celine, she/her, gmt+8 )

✗ CISMALE. HE/HIM. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on andrew harrison? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the burnout. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how kind they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella irreverent, too. i even heard them saying they looked like charlie heaton when they were twenty-one, too…as if ! ( dean, they/them, cst )

✗ CISFEMALE. SHE/HER. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on maya johnson? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the one of the boys. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how athletic they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella judgemental, too. i even heard them saying they looked like isabella peschardt when they were nineteen, too…as if ! ( kimmie, she/her, pst )

✗ CISFEM. SHE/HER. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on juliette sbaa? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the honey trap. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how loyal they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella blunt, too. i even heard them saying they looked like sonia ben ammar when they were eighteen, too…as if ! ( j, she/her, est )

✗ CISMALE. HE/HIM. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on river scott? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the insurgent. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how open-minded they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella easily-annoyed, too. i even heard them saying they looked like luke hemings when they were twenty, too…as if ! ( a, she/her, cst )

✗ CISMALE. HE/HIM. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on nixon everett? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the malingerer. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how easy-going they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella pompous, too. i even heard them saying they looked like neels visser when they were twenty, too…as if ! ( l, she/her, est )

✗ CISFEMALE. SHE/HER. ┈ hey, have you gotten the 411 on alexis williams ? well, let me break it down for you. if life were a sitcom, they’d totally be the tomboy who glos up. everyone thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips ‘cause of how open-minded they are, but if you ask me, they’re hella harsh, too. i even heard them saying they looked like zendaya when they were twenty, too…as if ! ( liv, she/her, est)