I'm totally normal, I promise.

Absolutely bananas that my first thought was "well 34 is still like a fully adulty adult"

You have to bully her into starting estrogen.

i need women to be perverts about my demonic nature. like oooooh you want to grab and play with my horns ooooh you want to do rituals to summon me while im in the middle of something embarrassing oooooh you want to make pacts with me that end in sexual favors you want to play with my swishy spade tail you want to get horny about my immortality and the absurd difference in our ages oooooooooohhhhh

little miss handlerbait says thank you for admiring her new leather boots. on an unrelated note she thinks your neck looks really bare like that

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

im spreading the plauge (telling trans women about mechsploitation)

over and over it just comes back to the simple fact that without a party line, all propaganda is just toys. your moral truth has always been irrelevant in the face of history, and now it is embarrassingly so. if you want to attempt to effect political change, you need to organize, or your attempts are at best misguided but more frequently reactionary drivel.

Hipster voice: The popular girls invited you to an orgy? And you went? That's embarassing. You're so basic. I only hook up with weird esoteric girls. Ones you've probably never even heard of.

you'd have to be some kind of sisterkisser to reblog this

This loss is only instant because we're in a comic format if this where a video this loss would be 4 maybe even 5 minutes