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Andulka
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One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Show & Tell
JBB: An Artblog!
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superbat as parents
Superman: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Batman: No, we are mad.
Superman: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Batman: No, we're not.
Superman: I am not a mind reader, Bruce!
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Jason: Hey Tim, do you think I look better in person or in pictures?
Tim: In theory
Jason:...
Tim: In the dark too
Jason: Hell is filled with people like you and I'm not lying I have been there
Is it Kon not knowing human terms (due to him being a clone) or him fucking with Tim? More on tonight's programm-
Someone: are you two friends with benefits?
Kon: ye-
Tim: NO
Kon: yes
Tim: NO!!!
Kon, batting his eyelashes: but being friends with you has lots of benefits
Tim, exasperated: THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEAN
Kon: we help each other out-
Tim: please STOP-
Batman: *wears a lighter shade of black*
Superman: I see we're breaking out the spring colors
Bruce: we need to talk.
Tim: is this about my missing spleen?
Bruce: ...it is now.
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Jon: (Jokingly as he lies on Dami's bed) Draw me like one of your French girls
Damian: (Chuckles) Dramatic brat
Jon: (Grins and stays put on the bed not expecting anything of it)
Damian: (Turns and looks at Jon) Well, strip.
Jon: Wh-What?..
Damian: (Smirks and gets his sketch book and pencil in hand) I'm waiting, mon amour
Tim: ew a crime lord
Jason: ew a depressed homosexual who has repressed feelings for one of his best friends
Tim: I have the sharpest memory out of all of you. Name one time I forgot something.
Damian: You forgot to pick me up from school two weeks ago.
Tim: That was on purpose, you little shit.
I had to draw it
THISSSS!!!! This was exactly what I had envisioned
Bruce: you can't do anything illegal
Damian: so I can do anything legal?
Bruce: yes
Damian: *raises one eyebrow* anything?
Bruce: *regretting* ...yes?
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Damian: It's not illegal, though.
Dick: *stares into damian's (bruce's)car*, which is full of cats
Dick: It's just that... there's so many.
Damian: But it's not illegal!
Tim: wanna hear something dirty? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kon: yeah (⸝⸝0⸝⸝0⸝⸝)
Tim: the kitchen (ರ╭╮ರ)
Kon: (ಠಿ_ಠ) (ತ_ʖತ)
Tim: you didn't do the dishes (ಠ_ಠ)
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Jason, teaching Tim how to cook: Now beat three eggs.
Tim: As in hand-to-hand combat?
Jason: (ತ_ʖತ)
Tim: ┐(´ー｀)┌
Jason: Get out of this kitchen
Tim and kon , in an argument
Tim: i hate you
Kon: wow, well, guess what? i hate you too
Bart [in a narrator voice]: they actually want to bone each other soooo bad
Kon: you're the morning to my coffee :)
Tim: you're the pen to my pencil.
Kon: *confused* you're the sun to my sky!
Tim: YOURE THE CRIPPLING TO MY DEPRESSION
Kon: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE
Tim: IT JUST WORKS OKAY
Tim: What are you, five?
Kon: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Tim: ...
Tim: I will give you till the count of five.
Kon: HA like you could take me dow-
Damian *while getting out of the car*: Goodbye Drake. I hope you die today.
Tim: Back at you, Demon Spawn.
*About two minutes later*
Tim *pinning a kid against the wall* : Listen up you little shit! If I see you bothering my little brother ever again, they will never find your body! And I’m rich. I can make it happen.
Damian: Drake! I can handle myself!
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Tim: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Kon: How can you still say that?
Tim: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Tim: The food is too hot, and I can’t eat it.
Kon: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
Tim: *blushes*
Kon: *winks*
Cassie: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER
