Apathetic Aching Argonaut

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember