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Alright, listen, pal!

None of us wanted you here.

You don’t deserve her.

But for some reason she has chosen you and yet all you can muster up is a friendly hug?!?!

Kiss your wife, you fucking weirdo! 🙄

Tipsy Andy: You’re so damn beautiful…

Sober Miranda: I’m 76 years old, Andrea.

Casual lesbian

Miranda is forced to go on Dancing with the Stars to improve her image or some nonsense and is paired with beloved-by-all professional dancer, Andy Sachs…Miranda is pissed at first because WHY would they pair her with a WOMAN, but the chemistry between them is just FIRE and between all the rehearsals and CLOSE proximity, they begin to fall for one another. It’s hot, it’s sexy, it’s in all the little touches and sassy, intimate dance moves that Andy choreographs herself (maybe at first to try to fluster Miranda and take the stick out of her ass, but then actually finds herself drawn in and irrevocably attracted to her). Miranda is a natural at all this sass/sexy hip swaying (who knew?!) and the public are enthralled each week with how their chemistry just seems to grow and grow. The finale is an incredibly sexy salsa-tango mash up with a whole lot of legs sliding between legs and back-against-front hip grinding and dramatic dips….and of course they win the show and fall in love while they’re at it.

LONDON

LONDON

LONDON

WHAT HAPPENED THO?!