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Clearly the kid learned where to start

and what about it

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

i think we criticize people in tv shows and movies for not checking if the person they tried to kill is definitely dead too much. like why tf would i wait around for hours to see if my nemesis crawls back up the cliff i tossed him off. maybe i have a life outside of being evil and killing people. did you ever think about that.

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

Immortalitea.

You may live forever, but there is a steep cost.

My favorite part of my dnd group right now is that their collective anxiety creates a better story than I do when planning the session. 

OH NOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

This is fantastic I never want it to end.

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.

It’s the same reason I love disaster movies and don’t love actual disasters. I mean, if someone can’t intuit the difference  between watching a movie like 2012 and yelling “cool!” when LA slides into the ocean and being horrified at the real life effects of global warming and the idea of millions of people dying as a result, then  *I* am not the one with the problem. 

i walk a lonely road

Hang in there, slugger.