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D'yall notice how the left side of the kid's neck is always hidden somehow? What's on the left side of Tanaka's neck? That's right, the mark!

Besides that, Asako's granny says that this kind of paranormal ability passes through generations. edit: i fucked up big time cuz tanaka doesn't even have pararnormal abilities, but honestly him going into this world despite not even being paranormal just makes my third point stronger.

"but his name—" do you think this fucker walks around with any form of identification at all, i think he's lying about his name. And i don't think his evil company cares about that. Also "Tanaka" is one of japan's most common surname, so if someone wants to strip from their old identity or any identity at all....

Furthermore, look at Tanaka's personality. Don't yall think him getting attacked by the evil ghost of his dad and his mom letting it happen suits him? The way he is so nihilistic, him working to the evil company in the first place. C'mon look at that man, he's got major mommy issues, I can tell. (edit: this is the third point btw)

Now evidence that is kinda me reaching, look what he says bout Kubitachi:

Not much different than something Yoshiki would say after leaving, tho he'd prob be more polite. I think Hikaru, the original, would say something more akin to that. Anyway, it's just the way Tanaka says it sounds soooo personal.

The reason why this is shaking evidence is cuz Tanaka prob been on Kubitachi before, since the Elders are implied to have worked with him at some point. I dont think they know he is Kurebashi's son, after all he must look very different from how he was as a kid.

More shaking evidence is that to me his accent sounded a bit like Kansai-Dialect, but im not versed enough in neither japanese much less Kansai-Dialect to say for sure. But the way he pronuces the "sU" at the "desu", whil standard say it more like "des" (the u is omitted) called my attetion.

Anyway, Kurebayashi, you are the father:

this is a website packed to the brim with website building goodies , including a website layout maker that is the easiest and most user friendly maker i’ve encountered! perfect for creating your own neocities (it’s free!!) , the code even has helpful tips in it for those new to html/css!

i also recommend w3schools.com for quick and easy to follow chunks of html/css tutorials! gifcities is a goldmine for old neocities era gifs, and blinkies cafe is perfect for making your own blinkies!

i can’t wait to see everyone’s websites in the coming weeks and months! remember, it’s fine to take it slow and let it look silly, that’s always been the point of websites like this :]

SAKANA IS BACK.

That's right, folks. They said it COULDN'T BE DONE. They said it would NEVER HAPPEN. Well guess what, I'M TOO STUBBORN FOR THAT.

Check out Chapter 25, starting September 5th, at 9:30am est! The site got a big facelift too! wow!!

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

The Murr vs Fiona vs Marble

please consider each cat carefully! don't vote just because they're famous