Kylie

Please stay

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

do you ever just cry because gansey is actually really self conscious and self deprecating and always blames himself for making his friends upset. and he tries so hard and just wants people to see him as something more than money and he wants to accomplish something that money can’t buy so he feels alive and that he did something on his own??

Yk Declan shooting up the fairy market makes a lot more sense when you remember he just had a gun in his room in TDT. And threatened the Gray Man with it. Like I think Declan lowkey wanted to shoot someone.

The comments and reblogs reminded me that the Greywaren series made everyone (including me) into Declan defenders. Like I get it was the Ronan Series™️ but all it effectively did was make me love the other two Lynch brothers better. Like Matthew is my son and Declan deserved a break