local catboy starving for affection

do you see this shit my liege

normalise being fulfilled by imperfect sex. sex that's awkward. sex that's clumsy. sex when you're still learning each other, where consent check ins cut in jarringly because safety overrides needing to be smooth or nonchalant. sex that's 90% cuddling and teasing foreplay and 10% grinding, then doesn't lead anywhere else. sex that doesn't end in an orgasm but instead a profound sense of satisfaction that washes over your whole body.

Need a cute boy’s mouth to fill with some titty ;3

the asexual succubus would like to dm you at 3 am with no ulterior motives.

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

Would like to apologise to all my mutuals who ever dmed me and later became a victim of my terrible communication skills 🥀🥀

intelligent men who go completely dumb as they’re fucking you because you feel so good

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time