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I live to protect the sheep and to confront the wolf

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I’m drunk and you’re beautiful, but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll still be beautiful

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there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”

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this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out

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so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

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Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

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listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

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smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

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n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

So tell me now if this ain't love then how do we get out. Cause I don't know. That's when she said I don't hate you boy I just want to save you while there's still something left to save. I told her I love you girl but I'm not the answer for the questions that you still have. I don't hate you.

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OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking startled. And then he goes, “OMG I DIDN’T SEE YOU I’M SO SORRY. I WAS RUNNING BECAUSE I’M SCARED OF THE DARK.”

I'm drunk and you're beautiful, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be beautiful

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It's not about money. It's not about power. It's about sending a message. Everything burns

Do what the fuck you want because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyways

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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#stopwhitepeople2k15

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Batman was savage af

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