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@sbstiansmythe
Not to sound like Garfield, but Mondays do suck. Share your favorite feel-good movie with me. Iโm taking suggestions for a comfort-watch night. If yours is good enough, I might even let you join if you want.
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i'm probably revealing the size of my ego with this answer, but i've always found cruel intentions to be a fun choice. a story about a smart, handsome, rich kid named sebastian? feeds right into my main character syndrome.
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See? Maybe I know you better than you think.
I figured you were just a lot of talk. I can make it happen if you really want, but no promises that I'll untie you. Actually... no. But I can probably get some from my roommate.
Ah, yes. The aesthetics just can't be beat. Not all of us had the luxury of growing up with a private pool. I had to make due. But private is always better.
doubtful. one lucky guess doesn't mean you know my life story.
sometimes. but not always. ... because you want me to stay in your bed forever? makes sense. can't say i'd blame you. oh, yeah? if you're good, i'll let you choose where to stick them on me.
pity. guess my parents just loved me more than yours did.
Would not surprise me if you did. I guess if you continue to follow along then you might piece it together. Fine by me. I honestly could care less what you think, but glad I can be a source of entertainment.
at least you catch on fast.
'could'? so you do care about what i think? i mean, obviously, but it's good that you can admit it.
BLAINE: sebastian. you know what i mean. when you say 'bonding activity', i can't help but have my suspicions. BLAINE: thank god. how exactly would that work, though? like... 'always use conditioner' or 'hey guys, this is pomade, your new best friend'? BLAINE: oh no, it's definitely not an mlm. it's an established cosmetics brand with hair products, skincare and makeup. available at your local sephora. BLAINE: amazing. it really is in your blood. best future lawyer in all of ohio โจ BLAINE: maybe. when it comes to certain things.
SEBASTIAN: i'm not entirely sure i do. sounds to me like you've got your head in the gutter, blaine anderson. SEBASTIAN: we could put together a tutorial. surely a video of me in the shower would get them to actually pay attention to the information being shared, don't you think? SEBASTIAN: huh. impressive. i didn't know that about her. jotting that down in the official anderson family lore notebook. SEBASTIAN: oh, god no. i'm not staying here post-graduation. but the sentiment is appreciated. SEBASTIAN: you mean like punctuality and show choir and kissing boys?
There's such thing as an unfollow button. Why even bother to comment then?
hey, i don't criticize your hobbies. i mean, i would if i knew what they were, but, the point is - let me enjoy being a hater. you get to make your little posts, i get to complain about them, we all win.
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Fine. Panther it is. When you screw me over, then we'll change it to a snake. I tend to do that a lot, unfortunately. Oh I have no doubt about that.
I offered you a sticker or a ribbon. Doesn't that count? Besides, I asked the question first. I have a lot to offer, depending on who wants it.
Harsh, man. And here I thought you were turning soft. You're so dramatic, Smythe.
when? not if, when? ...that's fair, actually.
and i believe there was a discussion of being tied up that has yet to come to fruition. what happened there? oh, yeah? got a lot of stickers?
i didn't realize you felt such a personal attachment to public pools. what is it that does it for you? the loose band-aids floating around, or the piss smell?
Weekly recap: survived practice, got lost trying to find a new classroom, spilled coffee on my syllabus, and somehow still feel like Iโm doing alright.
How about you guys? What kind of chaos did you walk into?
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how do i unsubscribe from these updates? i don't recall signing up for this, and i hate spam.
Of course you think Blaine uses the perfect amount of gel. Youโd probably help him apply it if he asked nicely. Now tell me, does he know about this little crush you have on him, or do you just him from the sidelines like you do with all the solos that pass you by? Your take about the judges sexualities being the reason you guys haven't won a nation title is truly... something, alright. And the casual misogyny to go along with it? Nice. Tell me, do the girls know you think their only talent is to show a little thigh? If you need the audience to want to sleep with you in order to win, maybe the performance wasnโt as airtight as you think. I understand you're need to rationalise your losses, so tell you what, we can have a little sing off of our own. We can find the most flamboyant gays around, and I'd still smoke you.
The difference is, when a quarterback shines, the team rallies. They're only as good as the next player. When Blaine shines, you might pretend you're happy for him, but we both know you're biting your tongue and hoping no one calls you out for your bittness. The truth is, Blaine doesn't need a team, his voice stands alone. Which is why he might go on and have a successful career in the future and you'll be telling a bunch of random strangers about the good old college days, and the boy you used to know. Letโs not confuse unity with complacency. Thereโs nothing heroic about being forgettable, Sebastian.
Now, these โthings youโve heardโ about me? Do you think I care about what a bunch of airhead college kids think of me? You might not know this, because I wouldn't waste my time or effort on you, but I can turn on the charm when I want. Unfortunately, people around here really aren't my target audience. Iโm not here to be liked. Iโm here to be remembered. Adoration fades away when the next shiny thing comes along. Legacy stays. You wouldn't know much about that though, so I understand your confusion.
You keep saying you're more than your looks and then show nothing to back up your claims. Talking about yourself like a captivating novel, which is cute, if a little optimistic. Youโre more like an airport paperback. Flashy cover and decent enough for the flight, but ultimately forgettable once the trip's over. You say I'm exhausting and yet, you continue to talk to me. I understand though. If all I had going for me was my looks, I'd find the company of others more tolerable than my own too.
is that supposed to be some sort of dig? sure I would. i don't have any shame in admitting that. and he's aware, thank you. not entirely sure if crush is the right word here, but i won't deny that i'm interested in him, and it's no secret. i don't know about you, but i don't pine, jesse. when i see something i want, i go after it, and i get it.
is that what i said? they're plenty talented - some of them, anyway - but that's not where the judges priorities lie. i've been up against tons of skilled women. ...in show choir competitions, at least. not so much in my personal life. and it's not about sleeping with anyone, it's about a fair, unbiased ruling. that's all i'm asking for. not all of us feel the need to cheat our way to the top, but it's good to know where your instincts lead you. i'll make sure to watch my back around you and your teammates.
do we? do we both know that? or is it possible that the any success from my team also includes me, a member of said team, and maybe i can live with not being directly under the spotlight all the time if it means us putting our best foot forward -- can you? like i said before, this isn't my whole life. i have a future ahead of me, one that won't be completely destroyed by a sprained ankle or a pitchy note.
now, what is exactly is your legacy? a couple show choir trophies? anyone can be good at one thing, it takes real talent to be a renaissance man, like myself. or like blaine. or like pretty much all of the warblers, actually. but i wouldn't expect a public school kid to know about that- or what a real legacy is.
bold take from someone who i'm pretty sure reads at a fifth grade level at best, but alright. i'm a classic and a best-seller, and we both know it. oh, i didn't say i wasn't enjoying this conversation. i'm a future lawyer, arguing's kind of my thing, and exhausting as you are, you're still a breath of fresh air from the pile of books on my desk.
Sam: Oh sure my bad Sam: image Sam: So what do you think?
Sebastian: not bad. Sebastian: remind me, what was the question, again?
Marina: Well, I guess I can keep myself entertained while you're busy doing whoever. Are you aware of how unsanitary public bathroom are though? I just have to ask.
Marina: You're really not selling you case. Do you want company or not?
Marina: No, I know you'll be able to afford an uber. Just not exactly sure the driver will appreciate you throwing up over his leather seats.
Marina: Right, well that wasn't helpful. I just wear heels and if my feet bleed at the end of the night, I'll take it as a sign from the universe not to hangout with you again.
Sebastian: it won't take long. Sebastian: do you think i willingly spend time in the company of anyone i don't want to be around? Sebastian: i can handle my liquor. Sebastian: you might not be able to carry me, but i don't think the same could be said for the other way around. wear whatever shoes you want. if need be, i'll buy you a more comfortable pair while we're out.
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BLAINE: as in... a family friendly bonding activity? BLAINE: oh god, no. let's not do that. i think the uniform itself is enough. wouldn't you find it weird if an entire glee club had the same hairstyle? BLAINE: maybe i can hand out some samples from my mom's brand. one encounter with actual shampoo and wax could be a life-altering moment for them. BLAINE: i'm not totally convinced about that first part, but you are pretty great at arguing. i'll give you that. BLAINE: there is, but i wasn't planning on wasting the sebastian smythe's precious time. BLAINE: and neither can i, which is why i'm always on time.
SEBASTIAN: depends on what family we're talking about. SEBASTIAN: no, not the exact same one. i was thinking more like guidelines, rather than a copy and paste look. SEBASTIAN: your mom has a hair brand? do you mean like an mlm thing, or an actual brand? SEBASTIAN: see? look at that. just won another one. i'm unstoppable. SEBASTIAN: good. happy to hear that. SEBASTIAN: we're not so different, you and i.
So essentially, like a snake. How fitting. That's not really a surprise, honestly. It kind of felt like a trap. Just didn't quite understand why I was the intended target.
So, was that warranted, or is there something you have up your sleeve that you want?
It's one of my random talents. I've been told.
Well, the two of us in water together might mean only one of us would make it out alive. But now I can see how it may have hinted at something else.
i was thinking more like a panther, but sure. we can go with snake. ...you might be overthinking it. it's okay, though, i have that effect on lots of guys.
little of this, little of that. why? got something to offer me?
hopefully that one would be you. if i ever have to step foot in a public pool, i think i'd rather just die anyway.
Well, no one can deny that. Obviously. The compliment just threw me off. Since you aren't exactly known for tossing them around. I guess I stepped in that one, didn't I?
Yeah I know, I was just... flowing with the water thing. I knew that would get you. I guess that's where I'll be spending most of my free time then. That's just a disaster waiting to happen. How long can you hold your breath for?
along with taking initiative, i also like to take people by surprise. keep them off guard, never knowing what my next move is. though, technically speaking, telling a guy i think he's pretty after spending some time insulting him? that's probably the first section of the sebastian smythe playbook.
i give compliments all the time, when they're warranted. or when they can get me something. they just have to be earned.
oh, he's got puns. cute. ...not entirely sure that's a question i want to answer, until i know the context.
You insulted me first, so I should flatter you? Seems fair. Was that a compliment, or did you have a stroke? I'd rather use it to gag your mouth.
Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm just a sad boi. Mercy kill or not, I don't think I could do it. Even on you. No, you mentioned a river so... sure. If you aren't scared of public pools, since we both know I don't have a private one.
what can i say? i like to take initiative. and- what, am i not allowed to think you're hot? i don't have to like someone to think they're good looking. hey now, don't threaten me with a good time.
i mentioned a river because that's the location of that part of the story, not because i was challenging you to a race. a public pool might quite literally be my biggest fear, actually. looks like we'll just have to take a bath together instead.
I'm pretty sure you get enough praise to go around. Don't think you need some pity approval from me. But I can get you a sticker if you really want. Or a ribbon.
No need to flip a coin. Iโll take Lennie. Iโm better at breaking than pulling the trigger anyway. How's your swimming skills?
oh, i do. but a little more wouldn't hurt. and, honestly, it's a win-win, because flattery will get you somewhere with me. usually. at least when it's coming from someone hot. and i'll take a ribbon, so long as you promise to use it to tie up my wrists.
you're choosing lennie? wow. that's almost kind of sad. accurate, but sad. why? are you throwing me a pool party? aw, you shouldn't have.
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And here I thought neither of us were doing anything new today. Guess youโre testing witty for the first time.
everything takes baby steps, doesn't it? do you think i'm doing a good job, brody? do ya? ๐๐ please give me your approval, it'd just make my whole sad, pathetic day.
and then take me down by the river and let's play lennie and george, yeah? we'll flip a coin to see who gets which part.
Are we doing the whole โnew year, new youโ thing again or can we just be weird and talented in peace?
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wouldn't being talented be a new thing for you, though?
