velociraptor

Why would you EVER go to google, which gives you sponsored misinformation, when yku can go to tumblr and find reliable misinformation?

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

I’m going to bed, I say, not going to bed.

me

YES. PLEASE. I WANT TO END THIS EXISTENCE. CONSUME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i will consume you 🫶

YES. YES. I HAVE BEEN FEIGNING FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH. FINALLY FREED FROM THE HOLD OF THIS TORMENTING EXISTENCE. CANNIBALISE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four