that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

perfectly preserved amber fossil of a fairy crossing her arms and pouting

she touch my yippee till i yay

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

come on, beloved… You know i am here….

too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull