Idea of kitties so mazing

Youre Little Friend With The Ears

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

They weren't lying, someone really is out there doing things with way more confidence and way less skill than me/you

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.