*cant handle it and goes to sleep*

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

It’s 4AM and I’m gonna die

imagine going spelunking alone at night and hearing this deep within the cave

(rolls anything in any wrap) “it’s a [xyz] burrito!!!” (cuts it into slices and picks it up with chopsticks) “now it’s a sushi!!!!!!!!!”

Oh my fucking god

ME

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

I feel like I never see girls embrace this form of dance. She did that.

geee so smooth wit it too

I love how happy she made herself that was beautiful

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real

@raginghomosexualchild me