THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

honestly fuck you for the 30 seconds it took for me to understand

y'know what? fuck you *unlosses your four-panel comic*

GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.

you 🫵 leave your dirty clothes 👕 everywhere 😠 you eat 🍽️ all of my avocados 🥑 as soon as they ripen ⏰ you keep 🙄 pausing the tv 📺 to ask❓the dumbest questions 💀 and no ☝️ i'm going back 🔁 to the avocado thing 🥑 because i've never 😤 seen someone 🧍 consume so many 😋🍴 it's disgusting ‼️🗣️‼️

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on