paranoia is in bloom

they should make recliners that recline even if you are small

recliners that don't tip backwards when you are large would also be appreciated

I propose an alliance against a common enemy

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

A pizza might save you. A burger might save you. We're not sure any more. We haven't known for a long time

Get out of my notes saying shit like “nuh uh cause male privilege is strictly limited to white cishet wealthy ablebodied business majors with AB negative blood type—“ that is NOT WHAT MALE PRIVILEGE MEANS. You know good and goddamn well that it’s not just the men at the very top who have male privilege. You know that ALL MEN are afforded a degree of privilege over women on the axis of gender. “Privilege” isn’t a dirty word, it’s a fucking tool in your belt you can use to protect your TMA sisters. But some of you are far more interested in bleating about how you Actually Have It Worse For Being A Man. Shut completely up. Go to bat for trans women or die I’m sick of it

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

staff hates trans women so much they'll sink this website over it

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

“after covid” “post-covid” What if i just shot you

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you