divorced dadcore

oh! the Black lead is annoying and insufferable and u want him to die? but you like the other two (white) leads just fine? oh the Black woman who's made morally questionable or evil decisions is irredeemable and no matter what new information you learn there's just "something off about her"? but the white woman who's made morally questionable or evil decisions is understandable or even just yass evil girl boss moment slay? three page essay due on my desk monday explaining why. with citations. the rest of the class and i are dying to hear your analysis.

bugs are the women of animals

you talk about how you think a certain bug is cool and immediately a complete stranger materializes in front of you and without prompting starts telling you their fantasies about torturing it to death. and when you tell them to fuck off everyone acts like you're the one being insensitive and aggressive because you failed to consider that maybe the person's violent animal torture fantasies are rooted in #trauma or something. which is basically the same experience as being a fan of a fictional woman online

When I was a kid I was a chronic shadow the hedgehog imaginer when listening to music and sometimes I have to banish him from my head at the age of 23. Like no. Shadow the hedgehog should not be here for this Danny Brown + Underscores song

This is clearly more of a metal sonic affair anyways

HE CALL ME JACKSEPTICEYE THE WAY I TOP HIM TIL THE MORNING

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

snw wants to be tos and tng and buffy and community and pretty much anything other than its own thing or, like, good lmao

the snw writers room is one person scouring twitter for tweets that are like “ds9 should’ve done a musical episode!!!” or “tng but they’re all muppets except worf 🤣” while a second person combs through memory alpha for a new character from tos they can include so they don’t have to focus on anyone in the actual cast and the third, the world’s most die hard spock/chapel shipper, is like jerking off in the corner

#the lack of identity is a hurdle for me#sometimes when you remove too many defining features of a thing (Star Trek) it becomes not that thing anymore (via @overseer-picard)