The cactus is yet to bloom

Happy birthday to all the McElroy brothers except griffin

going to keep it real with you man you were not passing for neurotypical in the company zoom call today

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

between my thighs

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

fuck gender I’m not even human dude

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

On first read, I thought the tone was “and that’s why it’s awesome”

Not the tone the writer intended but nonetheless the correct tone to read it in

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.