save the bees

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

yeah wtf? #metoo is for men as well. Men are also victims, men have been a vocal part of this movement too.

Terry Crews did not tell his story to be disrespected and erased like this.

#moon moon will ride eternal

I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen

Bold of you to assume the lord is present this year.

boycott burger king we can’t excuse this kind of flagrant monarchist apologism in this day and age

please sign my change.org petish (short for petition) to make burger king change their name to Working People’s Burger Council

It would be cool to see an olympic games with all drugs allowed, to see how well human bodies can perform

This is why we need more mad scientists in the world.

Someone runs the Marathon in thirty minutes but bursts into flames as they do so

Now THAT’S entertainment!

Hire this person

Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.

FOREVER REBLOG

John and colin Jost wrote this sketch in 2010 when john was a writer and it never made it to air, tall child came full circle!

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day