4pm in calabasas

Who is she?

i love these pictures so much

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

who would win? matilda or eleven

they’d become best friends

you know what youre absolutely right

boy: hey I’m gonna go shower ;) me: k exfoliate

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

This is my fave vine of all time and I want a 5 minute extension of this

My name is Noah, how you doin? Don’t fucking touch me or I’m suing.

Still funny 😂😂

😂😂😂they all dope

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

Looking at the notes I guess y'all are poor too huh