weird show dynamic i thought of
this is a main character, it's clear that the show wants you to like this character, but because of alotta factors they're near the bottom on the list of likable characters, some people don't like them because they cause most of the problems in the show, others don't like them because compared to almost every other person in the show they don't have that much lore or depth, but most people don't like them because they aren't that likable as a person.
this is a side character that doesn't show up often, it's pretty clear that the show doesn't know what to do with this character and the only reason this character even has a backstory is because the show noticed the amount of fans for them specifically, they don't appear in that many episodes and when they do they don't really add anything to the plot.
this is also a main character with the kid they took under their wind, C's a really good dad but the kid is obnoxious, spoiled, and doesn't respect C in the sense of basic human respect let alone the respect a child normally gives to their good and well-meaning parent, also if the problem of the episode isn't caused by the main character A, then it's caused by C's kid, the phenomenon of "tumblr sexy man" has effected C, he has daddy issues and is a loving father, to the internet, what more can you ask for from a man?
these are the villains, the first is the weak and smart one, the second is the strong and dumb one, the third is the hot one and the forth is the one that looks the most intimidating but really acts like a child and loves caprisuns, what can i say, they're a minor inconvenience at best and compared to A they are much more likable, also, as the internet does, there are an ungodly amount of simps for every last one of them, same with ship art.
this is evil little gremlin character and you will give him the respect he deserves, he goes to A's wedding and spills red wine on his white tuxedo and the fans applaud him, he throws open cans of beans at passers by and the only concern is the waste of food.
conservative media would have you believe that if you started watching this show you'd be bombarded by gay jokes, references, and quote "a brainwashing agenda" when in reality the fact they're gay and/or trans isn't even revealed until halfway through the show and is brought up exactly 2 times after that.
this is the two friends that need each other, not in the romantic "i need you darling" way but more like "please don't leave me nobody else likes me i need you" way, only S exists in this show with the single purpose of giving advice and the other one is only there to annoy S.
this is the really tall quiet killer character, their actual appearance looks like it's from the trevor henderson wiki but kinda like long horse they don't want to harm you and really are there to warn you of something, they try their absolute best to protect the rest of the cast because in their eyes they're like tiny baby kittens that don't know what they're doing.
these are the other parent and kid duo, imagine tape 18 from the anatomy tapes combine with the concept of a peaceful Gabriel (not from the bible from mandela catalog) to make a loving parent, and the kid, is really, really silly, they keep bragging about starting first grade and make alotta dad jokes.
the feral animal, they don't have intrusive thought, they are the intrusive thoughts.
this is the stoner character, kinda like shaggy, it's never explicitly said in the show but it's pretty safe to assume that they've smoked weed before, but other than that they're a pretty nice person and don't have that much depth but it doesn't really effect the character.
this is the couple, the woman's in a high position job and is obsessed with fashion and make-up, and then the guy wears the same jeans for 5 days in a row and used to work as a cashier or something, TL;DR the embodiment of the phase "she's everything and he's just ken".
this is the wolf, he's not violent, he's pried out all his teeth to prove this, he's nice. this is the little girl, she was the one that took all the teeth the wolf pulled out to make sure no other being would ever hurt her again.
this is the fancy one, the fancist fancyton fancealita fancero fancy-nancy fanceophila fancocholas fancy one, they're so damn extra that if they were in space they would use telekinesis to make their hair and clothes move in the quote "wind".
this is your one friend, either named kyle or connor, he chugs redbull and monster energy, wears clothing suitable for july in january, only has musty tanktops and over-sized band T-shirts that he will never listen to, but instead of punching drywall, he respects women's privacy, you've never seen him mad in the 5 years you've known him and this is honestly more concerning now, he also texts like it's 2008, owns the sames shades since 1999 and has a collection of hats/caps.
this is the person in your friend group that goes to raves and dresses like a 2014 tumblr scene queen (not the artist) pinterest mood board, it's never said or shown in the show but it's safe to assume they have done weed and/or other drugs, they also have a scene queen (the artist) merch, hair extension, and kandi collection.
they serve absolutely no purpose, they have no backstory, no lore, nothing even close to an interesting trait, no favorite anything, no personality and they contribute literally nothing to the episode they're in, the season they appear in the most and they contribute -0 to the entire show, and yet they're still a main character and have to come with everyone else on every adventure, everyone else has an elaborate outfit specific to them, this character? the same hoodie and sweats.
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