the stars melt like sugar

Worms attack me on command

The concept of homework is deeply baffling and evil to me. Like when my kid was still in school they were going to school every day and then coming home and doing schoolwork for like 5 more hours. If I went to work and my boss told me that I have to do a second bonus job every day when I get home, I would eat him.

Foucalt was right. It's all prisons.

More than one thing can be bad at a time

i feel like both teachers and students sshould fight together on this issue

that would be so great

me about a man who isn't real: they don't make men like this anymore

society has outgrown the need for the Pervert character in anime

nawt bts having personal IG accounts

boutta be in yoongis nd hoseoks dms YUP☝🏽

Still thinking about the girl I heard on the subway loudly talking about how her favorite thing about nyc is that skyscrapers have to be as far down into the ground as they are tall and how thats beautiful. Then this guy was like uhh idt that’s true.. and she was like no it is.

Shes right? Lmao

I don’t think building foundations go that deep

??? Dude have you ever seen a building be bilt? Go outside lol

Dude believe women..

The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok recreated the entire experience from whole cloth. speciation vs convergent evolution

anybody wanna be friends with detriments? its like friends with benefits but instead of having sex i just do annoying shit like showing up at your house and smoking a joint in the bathroom when you really need to piss and trying to get you involved in multi level marketing schemes