immature for my age

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

i’m going to win the waking up in the middle of the night really scared competition

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

kitten mommy is going to have to punish you if you keep maintaining an ironic detachment from your wants and needs

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Unfortunately, a lot of people's idea of feminism does not hinge on women are autonomous beings who deserve equal rights and opportunities, but instead on women are beautiful and precious objects that should be treated well which is not actually the same thing. At all.

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?