immature for my age

how to keep going for beginners

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic